We can safely assume that my "Skin" skin will never happen from me.
Is this something like what you had in mind? Please, forgive the crudeness of it, but I don't have a freaking clue what I'm doing. I just thought the idea was neat, and have contemplated a few times myself.

I had to do the thing with the stitches on the taskbar, cause there was no way to stretch or tile the skin without losing the 'texture' of it. If I get it done, I think I'll call it 'Hannibal'.
I'm running dual monitors which is why it looks this way.