Ok playjeff, so you want a rap, now read this: dont have a heart attack
your about to read, equivocably, the best words to grace your screen
if you choose to disagree, im sure ma gun totin hamsta can kill you for me,
kill you for me, you aitn worth the murder, hamstas aint part of the law,
hes like ma hitman, ma guy who can, the guy who likes to kill and jam,
but enough about ma hamsta, hes a lil dickhead, but hes the reason youll be dead,
now listen to me, and listen good, for the words i speak, are the words of the hood,
this hood is trippin, im on a mission, to show you my words are grippin,
griipin you nutz and squeezin hard, cuz im comin atcha like a retard,
retards dont give a ****, thats the metaphor, im like a lion, a true predator,
hey that was a good film, do you agree? predator you ****! whats that you need a pee?
aww cant go alone? mummy not wit you? man you in the hood! that means you screwed!
i say yo dude, what the ****s the matter, cant you understand you should be flattered?
these words here are rare indeed, and rap is in need of a guy like me!
the fact you readin these words here, means you should see ma law and adhere,
wait a minnit, what i say, law?! man the legal process is like a see saw,
up and down, round and round, its meaningless is so god damn profound,
the legal shit, me and ma homies go thru, we are like the shit scraped offa their shoe!
so am i reachin you with this preachin? or is there another method to how i should do the teachin?
maybe this gun, will make you understand, that the hood is violence and stickin it to the man.
the predictability of a gansta like me, is all i gotta do on count one two three,
BAM your dead, thats it mother ****a! you waited for the three like a lil sucka!
by two, you would have pulled out your gun, popped a cap in me and then i would be done,
but you aint from the hood, i know that fo sure, your now in the ground not unlike manure,
worm food, kickin up daisies, ah whatever its called, im gonna go and play with ma balls
so did you like my little rap? or did you think it was crap,
cuz if you did, i got a few words to say, **** you nigga bitch, yo daddy wuz gay!
he ****ed lil boys when he was 15, now hes 40 and supposedly clean,
yeah right, his dicks about as clean, as ma mumma when she had me at 13!
my mumma, a ho that she will fo ever be, knew that she could never raise me,
but she did and she tried, oh shit what a surprise, she cries everytime she closes her eyes,
thats because im in jail, 23 and doin time, but i lived my life because it was mine
im in jail fo killin u, thats the sad lil fact, now did you have that heart attack?
these words have the power of a bomb, these words make the problem seem like its gone,
because these words will end up on a record, and nobody will think their meanin fo a second,
i speak the words of the hood, and livin in a place like this, its not good,
but hopefully by now, people have understood.
This is the hood bitch! Its a bad place, with bad people, bad words and bad lives,
bad choices, and bad consequences. When the big man himself comes down here,
the first people he will kill and damn, will be in the hood.
Hehe, thanks for reading. And nah I dont live in a hood, I live in England...
Bit of irony there... never been to a 'hood. LOL
