SCENTRIFICALLY EVIDENSE RONALDS GRANDMA DOESN'T EXIST,
and how to implement that into a game of Gal Civ 2


Your Grandma cannot exist because I'm really really smart. Plus because I want to be a genius... I'm going to use words with multiple syllables that make people understand I'm smart, and through the subterfuge I will elucidate a superannuated conundrum. Everybody will know that I'm right because I will number sub-explanations with conjoining (Conjoining the right word??? I don't know I'll right it anyways.) justifications with a pinch of rationality, and I will write the numbers in dutch!
Eerst: Your grandma can't exist because there are computers, and computers are calculator machines that can use statistics so good that they can statisify-a-ly deduce whether my Sim, from The Sims 2 mind you, is going to want to go outside. Then using numbers it will mathematically generate signals to the monitor to make it look like a bunch of pixels are actually a small 3D human.
Twee: Your grandma cannot exist because computers are going to know everything, and my Sims 25 is going to have the secrets to the universe.
Drie: Because I'm really really special. In an intelligent way. I'm special like the opposite of forrest gump. I didn't even have to capitalize the second and first letters of his name.
If you argue my point then I'm going to have to show you just how special I am. Don't make me do it.

So to conclude this argumint... If you type this post really fast over and over again during a game of Gal Civ 2 Dark Avatar lots of funnies will happen.