Ahh i except this most worthy challenge.....
I expected no less from a gentlemen of your breeding.
she is more powerful than you give her credit for, she will kill her own spiders...
Never for a moment did I mean to imply that the fair Cari is incapable of killing the vile spiders that ambush her. But even at the best of times eliminating the arachnids is a distasteful task. I will endeavor to relieve such unnecessary nastiness from fair Cari, allowing her to focus her attentions on endeavors more fitting her talents and station.
What i can do is not only cheer for the lions but supply you with season tickets!!!
I see your season tickets and raise you one more. With the Ford family hurting along with their car company, I'll buy you the team! As a successful lawyer I make more money than God, and it will be a simple matter to assemble the investors necessary to purchase this football franchise. With that my love of football (and Cari) will be forever shown.
On top of this, my forum renowned Fembots will be available to your beck and call to clean your..our home and your office...plus any exterminating or assinations that you may need...
I cannot offer Fembots. However, I can't imagine that our dear Cari, such a precious flower, would have any need of assassinations. I can however supply you with the best in illegal alien house servants. Our mansion(s) will at all times be fully staffed by people who don't speak our language. They will be underpaid, but they will routinely steal small knicknacks, jewelry and silverware, so it will all balance out.
opps i have said too much...
And here you have slipped up good sir, and shown your uncouth nature. A gentleman never says more than is needed.
Do not mistake my words, dear Cari. It is not my intention to treat you as nothing more than a fancy bauble to be passed between us without a thought to your feelings. Should your heart be won over by one of us I will forever respect your decision. I wish for nothing more than to adore you day and night and serve your every affectation. Were there a thousand Caris, only one would be the GirlGeek - and that makes you eternally special.
So is it to be pistols at 20 paces? I warn you Neilo, I'm a dead eye shot.
- Wyndstar