I am Tosser of Borg... now that you've seen my distance and accuracy firsthand, President Bush, can I join the US of Borg Olympic Shoe Throwing Team.
I applied for the job more than once, but the Puppeteer must see me as a threat to his awesome power because he kept saying that I was overqualified and too cock sure of myself.
I am Olympic Judge of Borg... I rate your shoe toss a 9.9, Tosser. Had you actually his President Bush with just one of them you would have got a perfect 10... both would have gotten your name indellibly stamped in the Olympic hall of fame.
I am WMD of Borg.....I and 2ndOfPair found GWB (almost) can you imagine what I smell like?
Of course Wet, Mouldy and Dirty. That heel had no soul.
That's 'sole'ly your opinion.
I am unclerob of the borg and I resemble that remark Dr J!
I am WD-41 of Borg, I'm not too slick.
I am Hush Puppy of Borg... well i didn't think my first flying lesson would end up gaining so much media coverage... maybe it was the aerobatics over George Dubbya's head.
I'm Joe the Plumber of Borg....I've written a book but can't read.
Doc waves Hi to unclerob!
I am Paris Hilton of Borg... my house was burgled the other day and now the burglar knows all my secrets. Oh, wait a minute... after 'that' video got posted on the internet, I don't have any secrets.
I am Blackmailing Larcenist of Borg... hey Paris, how much not to post that saucy video on the internet??
I am Wacko Jacko of Borg... if media reports are correct, there soon won't be much of the real me left. Apparently, I need a lung transplant... meaning that, after my 'implant' was cosmetically altered to mess with identifications of it given in court, only 20% of the original me will survive.
I am Britney Spears of Borg... I'm sorry that your house got broken into like that, Paris, but being the most talked about person in 2008, most of it bad, I had to do something to take the media spotlight off me.
I am Asylum Seeker of Borg... sorry, President-elect Obama, but as I am despised by most in Oz, I have taken up residence at Blair House, Washington and you'll have to go elsewhere 'til you can move into the White House.
I am quite sick of Borg. We are predictable and quite cyBoring....
I am Larry Flynt of Borg... if I get the bailout I'm seeking from the Congress of Borg for the Adult Industry of Borg we won't be cyboring.
I am Bernie Madoff of Borg... I am sorry now that I assimilated other peoples money, having lost my virginity after somebody in Cell Block C stole my soap-on-a-rope.
I am the universal Borg assimilacrum...turn over all your...is that right?
after a 2 month rest, the Borg thread awakes again!
Thanks, Mark!
My pleasure, mate...
Besides, it's too good a thread to die a premature and unnatural death deep in the bowels of WC.
I am Bee of Borg. We asssimilated first.
Yay starkers! Good on ya mate!
I am Forest Gump of the Borg. Futile is as futile does. Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.
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The name is Borg - James Borg - with license to assimilate.
I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated.
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I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it's futile and starts with R.
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