We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. But we're not home right now, so leave a message after the tone and we'll assimilate you later... (beep)
I am Bell alarm of Borg...Assimilation will be at 1:00 A.M.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead: Resist us.... Make my day.
I am Freedom of Choice Borg.....Do I want to be assimilated or not, yes or no,..hey, wait a minute....hey
Hehe.
I am Dog Catcher of Borg... was that a stray dog I heard, or thr bark of another mutt .... er, butt?
I am Wizard of Borg... you will know when I have snuck up behind you by the presence of my wand.
I am Chief Executive Wizard of Borg.......I have a very large staff.
I am Telegram of Borg.... 7of9 *stop* want's to know *stop* does your 'staff' work on weekends? *stop*
I am Union Prez of Borg...Where's everbody's assimilation incentive pay?
I am Arnold Schwartzenegger of Borg. You vill be assi... uh, assim..., oh, you vill be turminated!
I am AIG of Borg.... boo-hoo all the bonuses we assimilated have to be paid back.
I am Biggest Fan of Borg...Hi Mr. Borg,I'm your Biggest Fan but,.. hey, wait a minute,...hey
I am Mr Borg of Borg... I think you got the wrong end of the stick here. With all the political correctness and sexual harrassment going 'round these days I was not trying to assimilate you.... your bra was on crooked and I was trying to straighten it.
I am Biggest Fan of Borg...Oh Mr.Borg, I was trying to take it off..
I am Mr Borg of Borg... should I close my eyes... even if it's only a little bit?
I am Tweeti of Borg. I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Gwanny of Borg... don't worry, Tweety, my pet, if that bad puddy tat bothers you anymore he will assimiwate this bwoomstick up his butt.
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hewo!
I am On Sale by Borg... Not assimilated but on sale, rubber boots to keep shorts out of your electric circuit. Only 2 left!
I am Shocked of Borg... ouch, ouch, ouch, do you have anything, ouch, to keep electrical circuits out of my shorts?
I am nOOb of Borg......could I get some help with my assimilations?
I am Instructor (retired) of Borg.... in my old age I don't assimilate anymore, but I could draw some rough pictures of what I do remember.
I am Training Manager of Borg. Please don't forget to complete the assimilation evaluation form.
I am New Inductee of Borg... where it asks 'SEX' on the evaluation form, is it OK if I answer 'Yes Please'
I am Receptionist of Borg..."Yes, I've never heard of that gender before, but who am I to judge"? as she pops her bubble gum which gets stuck in her implants,again.
I am Judge of Borg.........you've been assimilating without a license. You'll get 2of5 years for that.
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