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Reply #1201 December 25, 2009 11:03:22 PM
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I an Mrs. Claus of Borg... and the real reason Santa ain'y makin' it this year is because he forgot to take his Viagra and can't get his 'sleigh' up.

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Reply #1202 April 23, 2010 9:34:59 PM
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I am Procrastinator of Borg. I'll explain it later...

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Reply #1203 April 24, 2010 11:27:23 PM
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I am Impatient of Borg.... orright, Procrastinator of Borg, you've had more than enough time now, wots the story, then?????

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Reply #1204 April 24, 2010 11:34:33 PM
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Procrastinator of Borg says he'll tell you later. [hiya Cap'n] It ain't later enuff yet.

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Reply #1205 April 24, 2010 11:57:06 PM
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Procrastinator of Borg says he'll tell you later. [hiya Cap'n] It ain't later enuff yet.

I am Game Show Host of Borg.... if Procrastinator of Borg does not get his reply in before the buzzer, his turn will go to the next contestant.

Hiya Doc... how's it going?  Bin too bloody quiet 'round here lately, 'aven't it!!!  Us needs ter take a blunderbuss t' that thar landlubbin' entertainment occifer an' git 'im ter think up summat in'trestin' fer us.

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Reply #1206 April 27, 2010 6:17:17 AM
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i am IPad Obsoletus of Borg - look fancy but not good for you  lol

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Reply #1207 April 28, 2010 4:36:48 AM
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I am Mork from Ork.....shezzbot your assimilation!
http://www.totalscreenrecorder.com/
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Reply #1208 April 29, 2010 9:19:18 PM
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I am Biggus Dickius of Borg... I got stung in the nether region by a bee and now my implant has swollen up like a balloon.

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Reply #1209 August 12, 2010 8:15:04 PM
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My wife was Lucretia de BORG -ia  .. she was so ugly you could see the bruises where she had been touched with 10 foot bargepoles ... 

 

( ..not really , just clutching at straws for an interesting reply .... hehehe ! )

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Reply #1210 August 12, 2010 8:19:08 PM
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I am necrothread of Borg - I will assimilate your corpse...

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Reply #1211 August 12, 2010 10:21:22 PM
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I am Titus Arsus of Borg.... I am so tight I squeak when I walk.

I am Chief Banker of Borg.... so you're saying that you're so tight I can't assimilate your money?

I am Inland Revenue of Borg.... you know, death and taxes... your choice.

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Reply #1212 August 12, 2010 10:39:06 PM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 1211
I am Titus Arsus of Borg. .....    

 

Funny ,  I thought it was the curried cabbage   lol !

 

 

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Reply #1213 August 12, 2010 10:46:31 PM
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Funny , I thought it was the curried cabbage

Nah, that produces more of a barking sound (from a bloody enormous rottweiler)

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Reply #1214 August 12, 2010 11:59:51 PM
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g'day ,g'nite Im off to me pit ! zzzzzzzzz

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Reply #1215 August 16, 2010 12:40:11 AM
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I am Tony Abbot of Borg.... according to opinion polls it seems I will assimilate Australia and impose my puritanical views on everyone.

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Reply #1216 August 19, 2010 6:53:36 AM
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I are Grandpa Metalitiousfolitinatibanicalita Bonaduckialinetrailibinatious of Borg (the Old School) What am all you yung'uns doin' over to here rantin' and ravin' like a bunch of wannabe Pee-Kards...HUH!

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Reply #1217 August 19, 2010 11:21:45 PM
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I am John McEnroe of Borg... and nobody ever out-rants me.... EEEEEEVER!!!!!

I am Ozzy Osbourne of Borg.... Hey mam, where the *bleep* is this *bleeping" raving going on, Cos I *bleeping* well wanna join in the *bleeping* fun?

Oh, and Grandpa whatcha m' callit....

I an Tongue Tied of Borg.... and I've gotten myself in an awful predicament trying to say your name... thank goodness for typing.

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Reply #1218 August 22, 2010 12:04:15 AM
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I am Spell Checker of Borg.....................I quit

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Reply #1219 August 22, 2010 1:29:47 AM
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I are Redeneck of Borg.... I dun never uzed a spell chequer cos I dun finnished 3rd grayde an' mah teecher sed I dun good.

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Reply #1220 August 23, 2010 8:45:47 PM
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Who'da thunk it.

 

I are wee person of Borg......somebody give me wrong implant. It too big for my face and it come out funny.

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Reply #1221 August 23, 2010 11:55:40 PM
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I am Head Surgeon of Borg... if you are seeing your 'implant' right in front of you face, wee person of Borg, you have definitely got the wrong one.  Please come in and see me about a more manageable replacement.... something that makes feel less like you're hiding behind a telegraph pole.

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Reply #1222 August 24, 2010 2:22:29 AM
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I am Forest Gump of Borg......assimilation is as assimilation does.

OR

I am Forest Gump of Borg and I will assimilate your box of chocolates.

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Reply #1223 August 24, 2010 2:23:54 AM
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I am ADHD of Borg and taking Ritalin is futile.....

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Reply #1224 August 24, 2010 3:51:19 AM
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I am Tiger Woods of Borg... and I've suffered the fate of many as pro-golfer.... played too many holes now and my wife has divorced me.

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Reply #1225 August 24, 2010 6:07:48 AM
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I am Mekanik of Borg......I can fix that...I think. Do you have insurance cause I don't come cheap.

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