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Reply #1576 March 17, 2012 8:07:02 PM
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I am the Manager of Björn Borg & He´s not playing Tennis anymore.

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Reply #1577 March 17, 2012 8:18:25 PM
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He's not?!?!?

I am Tennis D. Menace of Borg........WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #1578 March 17, 2012 8:42:07 PM
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Quoting Uvah,
reply 1577
He's not?!?!?

I am Tennis D. Menace of Borg........WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am laughing my ass off of Borg & that was fucking funny Uvah !!

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Reply #1579 March 17, 2012 9:00:26 PM
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Reply #1580 March 19, 2012 2:32:13 AM
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I am John McEnroe of Borg... and are you blind, umpire?  It was NOT out you F**KEN idiot. If my implant was I out would have felt it flapping in the breeze

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Reply #1581 March 19, 2012 3:24:08 AM
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I am porn of borg, and i feel it flapping in the breeze all the time!!!

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Reply #1582 March 19, 2012 5:02:28 AM
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I am Flapper Dap of Borg...........I don't flap in the breeze, I cruise smoothly back and forth...back and forth.

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Reply #1583 March 19, 2012 7:32:58 PM
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I am Dangly Donger of Borg... and flapping in the breeze is so old hat... I have the mod-con of air-con

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Reply #1584 March 19, 2012 8:01:13 PM
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I am Sniff D. Aroma of Borg......mine is better to get the full effect.

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Reply #1585 March 20, 2012 6:30:18 AM
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I am Golf Groupie of Borg... and I've just played a round with Tiger's woodie

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Reply #1586 March 20, 2012 10:27:35 AM
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I am Splinter Remover of Borg.....I quit.

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Reply #1587 March 20, 2012 7:56:38 PM
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I am Not Sitting Bull of Borg... that'd be right, quit now I have a splinter in my ass

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Reply #1588 March 20, 2012 8:26:19 PM
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I am sitting pretty on Ouahu of Borg.......no greenish/brown goo here.

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Reply #1589 March 20, 2012 10:08:42 PM
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I am Steve Austin of Borg... and thanks to the marvels of science I now have a bionic implant

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Reply #1590 March 21, 2012 3:47:10 AM
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I am Bionic Procurer of Borg......Steve Austin of Borg......you're late in bringing your implant in for a tune up. Should you delay much further flapping in the breeze will be the least of your problems. A limp nonfunctional implant does not serve the Collective very well.

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Reply #1591 March 21, 2012 5:21:49 AM
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I am Weather Bureau of Borg and this is a severe weather warning for all implant owners.  It is advised to keep all implants tethered as a category 6 breeze is expected to blow through here this afternoon and blow off a roof or three.

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Reply #1592 March 21, 2012 7:56:34 AM
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I am Severe Weather Watch of Borg atop Mt. Penistuba.

RUN!!!

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Reply #1593 March 21, 2012 11:24:49 PM
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I am Storm Shelter Manager of Borg... and there are a lot of members of the Collective who have brought in their implants to shelter from the storm.  Hmmmm, I can see somebody getting their eye poked out if they're not careful.

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Reply #1594 March 22, 2012 7:28:34 AM
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I am Replacement Parts R us of Borg............we're running a sale today on brand new used optics. 25 bars of Kandheet minimum purchase.

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Reply #1595 March 22, 2012 8:30:16 AM
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I am Dolly Parton of Borg... ya know, I caught a guy from Optic Implants Pty Ltd of Borg copping an optic down my cleavage yesterday, so I had me a deliberate nipple slip and poked his eye out.

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Reply #1596 March 22, 2012 4:45:01 PM
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I am Replacement Parts Rus of Borg.........I have brand new used optics for sale. Going once...going twice....

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Reply #1597 March 23, 2012 12:15:50 AM
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I am Pawn Shop Pro of Borg... I have some slightly second-hand vibrating implants in their original packaging for those who find Viagra not particularly useful.... and the vibrating part is so handy because you can just lay on the bottom and let it do all the hard work for you.

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Reply #1598 March 23, 2012 6:52:36 AM
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I am Blank of Borg............

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Reply #1599 March 24, 2012 12:13:28 AM
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I have been blanked by Borg... now my implant will only work if I plug it into the power socket.  Oh how I wish I had gotten the battery powered  version so I could go portable.

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Reply #1600 March 24, 2012 7:56:37 PM
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I are Replacement Part Rus of Borg...did I hear some is in need of a portable implant? We have a special on them today for one day only. Buy one portable Type 5b (for Beta) and get 10% off your next purchase of Pillsburky's synthetic chocolate covered, vanilla bean flavored size XXL boxers.

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