Hey 
I know, the current loading screen is just a placeholder (it´s called temp_vs_3v3_pax) but I hate those dumb standard progress bars on loading screens. There are some games which have a pretty progress bar, in my opinion of course.
Like the one in "Drakensang" (not sure if you know this game) and in "King´s Bounty" (the following example is taken from the demo version of King´s Bounty).
The following picture is just an example. I´ve taken the first pictures I saw, so of course it´s ugly, needs more work etc., doesn´t matter. I just want to make a suggestion. I hope you understand my direction 

For instance, instead of the "vs" thing you will see a little picture of your demigod. Around this picture maybe the progress bar which proceeds from the bottom to the top.
It´s just an idea, maybe a traditional vertical progress bar with nice effects (like ongoing flames or whatever). Would be nice too.