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Reply #301 May 5, 2009 9:58:54 PM
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Just some thing I gota say... YEAH I"M AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE, IN YOUR FACE @#^%&*@.

Moving on.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but with all that corosive acid your going to have to make lots of trips to the dentist" - The stupid health nut Hippie down the streat.

" Dad what is like to be in love" - Son " It feals like you have butterflies in your stomach" - Father "Odd, thats how I feel before I throw up" - Son.

"Marrage is a lot like a slushy. In the beging your sipping it and your like, hey this is pretty good. After a while you start going, Ow,Ow,Ow, why did I do this" - Walter, and if you don't know who I'm talkin about your a Commy.

" 90% of questions you can answer your self" - ?

A note on that on.

"One more thing, How do i know if i'm Jewish?" - Jilian "Are You Jewish?" - Brian "No" - Jilian "There you go champ" - Brian

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Reply #302 May 6, 2009 10:44:55 AM
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"Marriage has three rings.  in this order, they are: the engagement ring.  the wedding ring.  and the suffering."

-not me

"ever hear just how screwed we are?  our sun is SOL.  literally.  it is named Sol (said like "soul").  the same acronym used for Shit outta luck."

-me

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Reply #303 May 7, 2009 10:57:59 PM
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"Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing."       

-Optimus Prime                                                                   

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Samurye
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Reply #304 May 7, 2009 11:54:58 PM
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Quoting General Homsar,
reply 3
"Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing."       

-Optimus Prime                                                                   

That's from the Transformers 2 trailer you linked to on your post! Yeah, I'm watching you.

 

Samurye.

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Reply #305 May 8, 2009 1:18:33 PM
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"War. War never changes."-Narrator, Fallout

"The cake is a lie!"-Graffiti, Portal

"Times of war are upon us!"-Kol Battleship captain

 

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Reply #306 May 9, 2009 5:41:24 PM
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"The cake is a lie!"-

"And the salad is the truth!" -Me

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Reply #307 May 9, 2009 5:42:25 PM
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That's from the Transformers 2 trailer you linked to on your post! Yeah, I'm watching you.

And I'm filing a restraining order.

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Reply #308 May 9, 2009 6:20:03 PM
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Quoting General Homsar,
reply 7

That's from the Transformers 2 trailer you linked to on your post! Yeah, I'm watching you.
And I'm filing a restraining order.

Then other people will watch you. You can't hide from the Iluminati. We see all.

 

Samuyre.

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Reply #309 May 9, 2009 11:17:33 PM
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"Kill your enemies.  Kill your friends' enemies.  Kill your friends."

-Halo 3, Slayer

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Reply #310 May 10, 2009 1:19:08 AM
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"GET UP SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!!!!"

Marine, Halo

 

Samurye.

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Reply #311 May 10, 2009 2:09:33 AM
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"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

Don't know who said it, but it's so true.

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Reply #312 May 10, 2009 4:54:46 AM
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Hudson: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?

Vasquez: No - have you?

Aliens

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Reply #313 May 10, 2009 1:29:02 PM
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"You heard kermit the frog died right? I heard he caught swine flu from eating Ms. Piggy"

 

My dad

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Reply #314 May 10, 2009 2:05:08 PM
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Keyes: Friend of yours? [referring to dead Elite on ground]
Mendez: No, we just met.

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Reply #315 May 10, 2009 2:36:34 PM
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"Yes, it's an honor to die for your country, but save that for the slob you're shooting at"

I think Eisenhower said it but I am not sure.

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Reply #316 May 10, 2009 2:41:06 PM
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"I know that life isn't fair, but why is it never unfair in my favor?"

-Calvin

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Reply #317 May 12, 2009 9:53:13 AM
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In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said; Let there be light!

There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better

 - Ellen DeGeneres

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. (he carves a "V" into a sign) The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

From V for Vendetta

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Reply #318 May 12, 2009 1:29:56 PM
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Hudson: That's great. That's just fucking great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!
Hicks: Are you finished?
Newt: I guess we're not going to be leaving right now then?
Ripley: I'm sorry, Newt.
Newt: It wasn't your fault.
Hudson: That's it! Game over, man! Game's over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Burke: Maybe we could build a fire and sing couple of songs, huh?! Why don't we try that?!
Newt: We'd better get back because it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly.

-Aliens
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Reply #319 May 12, 2009 4:19:09 PM
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V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. (he carves a "V" into a sign) The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

There are 55 Vs in this paragraph, where the number 5 represents anarchy, and the letter V is the symbol for anarchy upside-down. You may also notice that he uses 5 knives to kill the guards during the hijack of the broadcast station.

I don't have any external quotes. Do evaluations of quotes count?

The Undying.

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Reply #320 May 12, 2009 5:50:53 PM
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I suppose...

but wikiquote.org is a good place for them.

[note: the names have been changed to protect the innocent]
Dave: We live in America, so we speak American!

paige: We speak English and we don't live in England!

blonde girl: Just because someone lives in China, it doesn't mean they speak Chinese!

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Reply #321 May 13, 2009 6:58:26 PM
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"If olive oil is made of olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables...then what is baby oil made of?"

-???

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Reply #322 May 13, 2009 10:01:42 PM
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Quoting noobsauce94,
reply 21
"If olive oil is made of olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables...then what is baby oil made of?"

Napalm.

 

Samurye.

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Reply #323 May 13, 2009 10:06:44 PM
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Quoting IrationalFear,
reply 15

I think Eisenhower said it but I am not sure.

"no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.  he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country"  General GS Patton

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Reply #324 May 13, 2009 10:27:51 PM
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"i came here to bury Caesar, not to praise him.  the evil that men do lives after them the good oft intered with there bones. so let it be with Caesar"   Mark Antony.

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Reply #325 May 17, 2009 11:29:53 PM
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Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader,
Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan,
All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe.

- The Ultimate showdown of Ultimate destiny, by Lemon Demon

Samurye.

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