*Clears throat*

1.)  If I use heart of life while fleeing from the enemy, please make sure that I can use it on the move.  Breaking the current command and having my DG TURN AROUND and start hitting the encroaching DG is useless.  This needs to change.  Taking damage doesn't heal me.

2.) If my DG sees a corner, a near-omnipotent being such as he (or she)  should be able to navigate such perilous obstacles  Obviously sometimes it appears that my DG is MR and considers a corner to be a vast chasm so intransversible that he must spend the rest of his spawn judging how to get to the other side.

3.) To take #2 to a further extreme, when I tell my demigod to MOVE MOVE MOVE GTFO OUT THE WAY OMFG HOLY CRAP WHY AM I NOT MOVING (*Dead*), this is nonsensical.  Since my demigod is omnipotent, he should know that I'm telling him to go somewhere and not just stand there with his all-powerful thumb up his seemingly non-all-powerful ass.

4.) I save up for a super sweet trinket/item (like the Parasite egg) and decide that I want to USE IT on a demigod, PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT I DON'T HAVE TO TRY AND CLICK F1 AND THEN THE DEMIGOD AND HAVE THE ACTION BE IGNORED.  HOLY CRAP.

    After I DO use it, PLEASE LET ME PERFORM ANOTHER SUBSEQUENT ACTION.  I DIDN'T USE THAT ITEM TO WATCH IT BE WASTED.  THERE IS NOTHING COOL ABOUT COOLDOWNS.

5.) Good job on the networking situation (seriously).  Had good joining/leaving experiences this evening.

6.) Brad sat in irc tonight and NEVER ONCE joined my game.  I can't find ANY REASON WHY HE WOULDN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH AN ADORING FAN LIKE ME.     

With love, 

Joey