If we make Zubaz jerky, will it be popular?

You don't want large quantities of Zubaz...trust me on that one.

then how can we drive the Zubaz Jerky brand across the universe and get into everyone's homes if we don't have enough Zubaz. I thoughty we were going for mass market appeal.

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With Dancing Zubaz Ads

Zubaz's Jerky is

note I broke the page to respond to Annatar and Zubaz at the same time (block quotes are dangerous beasties)

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I think free-range is best. After all, we want him to develop more meat for the jerky, not fat from lounging around in a cage. For extra effect, we can set some angry dogs loose in the range so he gets some much needed exercise.

As for the trap? That's easy. Instead of using bait, we just use a repellant. We know he won't go anywhere near a dictionary or spell checker, so we just line them up to make sure our fenced range is the only escape he has.

Ingenious, as a second line of defence we can use thesauruses

nice kryo

soon Operation Jerky Jerk will commence and change the world forever

I think its the body

I just suddenly realised that Zubaz's disability in this area means that he can't play Elemental - Its all about spells

Also instead of dogs to keep the Zubaz on their toes I think we should use bears instead

It's okay, I never wear any.

Neither does Zubaz. Which is kind of strange for a guy who's named after pants.