Greetings people of earth!
I am a traveler from the distant star of Alpha Centari and I am preparing to return to my people with the finest samples of the earth's culture. So far I have collected several gigabytes of pictures of cats with amusing captions and many detailed depictions of your species procreating in an unusual manner. To supplement my collection, I was intending to acquire the game known as "Demigod" which has the most accurate and illuminating examples of your earth religion as I have yet found. Unfortunately, with the price of starship fuel, the travel home is going to strain my budget and a 50% off coupon would be most appreciated.
I wait your earthling code with bated breath and quivering tentacles.