Well that depends. Are you itchy? Do you also wear armor? Is your armor itchy?!
Because if you are, you're in LUCK!
Now for a LIMITED TIME ONLY, you too can free your inner Itchiness and be a part of a special family (a mostly dysfunctional family) known as This Armor Itches!!
Having problems with an Unclean Beast making a huge mess in your toilet? Got a Regulus who's leaving behind bloody feathers (and mines) everywhere? Got a Rook who leaves crumbs and rubble on the bedsheets? Is that Erebus trying to bite that special person in a naughty place? Then have no fear, call on This Armor Itches!! And we'll come to fix your Demigod problems (not counting the bugs, connection issues, etc. You're alone there bucko)!
[Xfire join-up page] [An Itchy Thread]
This offer is available for a limited time only. Offer ends on July 2nd 2154 (the day before the world ends). No refunds. Ask for one and we'll sue you. Yeah, we will. Uh huh. Sue. You. My Dad's Uncle's Brother's best friend's a lawyer, so we we can do that. The suing thing. I like cake. Do you like cake too? If you do, you get +1 made-up Karma point. That +1 Karma point's non-refundable too. Cake's pretty awesome. So are waffles. Mmm waffle-cake. Will a waffle-cake lie to me only half of the time? I wonder how many of you got that. When is Portal 2 coming out dammit? I should sue Valve for not making a Portal 2 yet. Mmm suing. Sue. Sue. Sue. I knew a girl named Sue once in pre-school. I kinda liked her but she spat on me and then kicked me in the leg. I should sue her. So sued. Sue McSued. That'll teach her. Also, if you play against me in a Demigod game, please don't kill me. I'll be your bestest friend! Killing me will get you sued too. Anyway, NO REFUNDS. EVAR. Wow, I really feel dirty after typing all this. I must be bored. I wonder if this is what it feels like to be the Unclean Beast. Mmmm boredly, dirty, spitting, overpoweredness.
