97. If you are a tanking demigod, you should try and take the heat off your more squishy friend.
98. You should learn to kite and dance and what is exposure.
99. The total number of games a player has been in outweighs his win/loss ratio as a means of measure for how good that player is. You will find that most of the players who have crappy win ratios but have played a lot of games are actually quite good. Remeber, it's a team based game. You can be the ultimate pro. If your team sucks, you will lose.
100. If you have the choice between farming creeps and capping a flag, go for the flag.
101. If you decide to leave a lane, cap the flag....just to be safe.
102. If you host a "Pro only" game, noobs will join. If you host a "noob only" game, pros will join.
103. The noob/pro definitions are relative. When you are hosting a noob/pro only game, try to define what you mean by noob/pro. Like, for example "EU 3v3 experienced players (50+ games)".
104. When trying to host "pro" matches, remember fact nr 99 before kicking someone from the lobby because of their stats.
105. Most experienced players are actually quite nice fellows. If you are a beginner, try and listen when someone wants to give you advice.
106. Premades are not the devil incarnate. Except when they enter a "no premade game".
107. If you play with someone with which you have already played a few matches before, that does not make you "premade scum".
108. There is a difference between being a noob and being a begginer. One is the kind of person you are, the other is how good you are at the game. If you feed opponents, and someone on your team says "lol, stop feeding, try retreating early next time" and you do so, it means that you are a begginer that is trying to better himself. If you, however, say "fuck off, i knw wat im doin, im ultimate l33t pr0", then you are a noob.
109. If you are retreating from someone and have below 800 health, it's wise to shield yourself or drink a health potion since the enemy regulus is probably already charging the snipe.
110. It's better to send creeps/minions to do minesweeping for you, than to do it yourself.
111. If you are health stacking and you have more than 5500 it will be better AND cheaper to buy armor instead of more health (but don't over-do it).
112. Burning all your mana while trying to kill a fleeing enemy will leave you vurnerable.
113. Unless you have a genius masterplan to win a fight you should always retreat when:
- You are loosing more health than your enemy
- You run out of mana and your AA is weak
- You have less than 40% heath and you don't have an advantage over your foe
- Towers are attacking you and you are already engaged in another combat
- You are not sure if you should retreat or not
- You are outnumbered
- You are outleveled
114. If you have a Rook ally, you should hide behind him , if you can, when you AA. Players tend to prefer to target rook even though it might not be the best decision. Plus you will be more difficult to target if the enemy can't click on you.