Then I'm fairly certain that my GF, and her BF, would subsequently beat the living schnitzel out of us.
ha, your middle line reminded me of a skit from the show I get all my stories from. The line goes, "And now kids, I'm gonna GRAPE you in the mouth!"
What if you'd stop freaking out about my luv problems? What is it about my telling of them here that irks you so?
Xer0 \^/