I admire your sadism koda0. I see myself in it! 
My dynasty will enslave humanity for all time!
Then I wouldn't need to intervent and reveal this:
Xer07, your crush and her BF planned her breaking up with you so you could make your move, fail, and thus open the way for them being total lesbians.
What if the above statement was true? (Major LOLs for me if it is!)