banned because cold is nothing more then the absence of heat

Banned because you can too package cold- just build a box that keeps heat out!

Banned for warming up the box in the first place.... is that a steaming hot doody I see in there?

Banned because I just scored 70th worldwide in the pi day challenge!

banned for crazy pi days

Banned for days that begin with d.

Banned for there are no weekdays that begin with D... however, I will give you Dipsydoodleday for the faux pas.

Banned for not taking superstition seriously... sometimes logic cannot explain why people won't walk under ladders, step on cracks in the pavement or pee on electric fences.

Banned because the Mythbusters did it. Judging by Adam's string of bleep noises, it does hurt quite a bit.

Many years ago my friends and I took a shortcut to the beach across a field that had a town water connected drinking trough for the dairy cattle.  On various days my next door neighbour, Keith, would pee in it.  Anyhow, one afternoon a group of us were on our way home, minus Keith, when I got this brilliant idea... to put the end of the electric fence to control grazing in the water and give him a massive surprise the next morning.  Yup, he got one alright!!!! 

Hehe, let's just say it broke his dirty habit.   Oh, and the cattle were rotated to another pasture so none were harmed in the execution of this prank.

Banned for forgetting the pee on the monorail episode... that train slipped past 14 stations before it came to a stop.

banned for being slipped up

ROFL Good Job!

Banned for not being around a few weeks ago when I inexplicably turned British for a few posts.

Banned for I wos... an' i fought it wos a poor impersonashun at that.  In fact, it wos bleedin' 'orrible... in me best Cockney accent.

Banned because basted baked beagles aren't British bakery breakfasts.

Banned for beige bangles.