Banned because there is a band called Chocolate Wristband... but on the other hand, if it was canned, it would be Canned Heat, who were pretty hot in their day, because they could play all day, blues while they turned the screws on people in loos, who hadn't paid their dues, to the man in the hat, who was big and fat, like a cat that had overeaten, then was beaten, with a kipper, then a slipper, by a nipper, who had an attitude, and was rude, and did exude, bad manners, to city planners, and canners, who put stuff in tins, then bins, but nobody wins, from sins, committed by saints, with oil paints, in cans, and I'm ignoring all bans, on me, so there, see!
banned because you can make up any name and there was a band that was called that
No, cos there ain't one called 'The Scuzz Bucket Bandits' or 'The Bewildering Buxom Belles Baring Bosoms'. So there!
And a self ban...
Banned for giving myself too much time on my hands... and not wearing my strait jacket when I feel like typing gibberish. 
