Banned for being AWOL... not even a note from the doctor excusing you for medical reasons.
Good thing is you're back and ready to play.
Oh, and banned for spring is not in the air... it's in my mattress and pokes me in the... let's just say it does my haemhorroids no good.
Nah, seriously, we're moving into Autumn here... a nice time of the year... not too hot, not too cold.
Did I say I was happy to see you?