Banned cuz your not fooling me,,,,, there are no flying monkeys.   

Banned for huh?  Only the ones you recommended.     

Banned for ENO reminds me of 7UP.  Only better.  Shame I have to climb a tree to get at it that. 

banned for kennelling the keno monkey

banned for making me want to pay attention to my kids

Banned for kids are way more fun than a leprechaun with a third leg. Or an orange hippopotomus. Prorbably...

Banned for hippos make better soccer players than leprechauns with a 3rd leg.

Also, banned for claiming a benefit on your 3rd leg in your tax return last year..

Banned for doing gigolo work on the side.

Banned for my joke was better... and it'd be more profitable.

It'd take 2 years to get 2 kids... 3 if you're lucky.  So that's 2 grand a year, $3,000 ... if you're lucky.

Now 2 - 3 kids are gonna cost ya more than that in the first few weeks, so bam, there goes yer tax rebate before ya get it.

Now, a good gigolo can make 2 - 3 grand a night... and there's no responsibility for kids, diapers, baby food, strollers and later, education.

So me, well I've done the math and I know where I'd prefer my 3rd leg going. 

Banned for assuming he counts farther than 3rd.  

Banned for taking too many meds due to lower math.     (bleep about your back.  )

Banned for keeping then to yourself, then.

I like meds: white ones; blue ones; yellow ones; red ones; orange ones.... all sorts of meds.

Banned for having AI and needing reprogramming every 3 months