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Reply #13326 February 18, 2014 10:59:40 PM
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Banned for going topless could mean going headless in some countries.... meaning you'd be hatless, too.

Adds a whole meaning to thoughtlessness, don't it.... being headless, that is.

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Reply #13327 February 18, 2014 11:35:29 PM
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banned for going into deep thought

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Reply #13328 February 19, 2014 12:25:33 AM
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Banned for shallow thought... couldn't tread water and meet me halfway, eh?

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Reply #13329 February 19, 2014 12:54:34 AM
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banned for wanting me halfway

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Reply #13330 February 19, 2014 3:08:07 AM
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banned for thinking I only want you halfway.... when I want something I take it all.

[and we'll have no comments/jokes about your "enormous" manhood, thank you]

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Reply #13331 February 19, 2014 7:56:01 AM
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Banned for making headway. 

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Reply #13332 February 19, 2014 8:48:23 AM
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banned for going the way

Quoting starkers,
reply 13332
[and we'll have no comments/jokes about your "enormous" manhood, thank you]

Never understood them anyways. I just happy to be above average.

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Reply #13333 February 19, 2014 9:30:53 AM
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Banned for quoting.

-Twi

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Reply #13334 February 19, 2014 9:31:28 AM
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banned for going three quarters of the way and stopping to take a leak... dunno why, the leak in the levee was quite content 'til you came along.

And where did ya take it fer fech sake?  Hopefully to a plumber's place... so he can discover 1st hand how difficult it is to get someone to come fix a leak in the middle of the night.

Quoting Ryat,
reply 13334
I just happy to be above average.

I used to be above average when I was younger... when I could still remember its measurements.

Nowadays I can't even remember where I left the tape measure, let alone what I'm supposed to be measurin'

I somehow recall 3 inches, but I'm not too sure if that was 3" short of a foot or 3" past it. 

Well, that'll teach ya t' keep yer above "average" to yerself when I speshully asked ya to.

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Reply #13335 February 19, 2014 9:57:47 AM
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banned for using spoilers

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Reply #13336 February 19, 2014 10:14:16 AM
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Banned for there's nothing wrong with being a few steps ahead.  hehe

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Reply #13337 February 19, 2014 1:05:07 PM
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banned for suggesting he's always a few steps behind, which could possibly be true, given he claims he has such a large 'average' to carry around.

No wonder as an older man, he has much difficulty to tiptoe through the tulips with his beloved on Valentines Day.

Wonder if there's a surgery for that... like if yer wanted to get yer large 'average' reduced.

And would it qualify for a tax rebate and/or unemployment benefits while it recovered from such extensive surgery?

Actually, it should be eligible for sickness benefits... because its unemployment is the direct result of a medical procedure.

.......

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Reply #13338 February 19, 2014 1:10:01 PM
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Banned for not thinking of making movies. 

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Reply #13339 February 19, 2014 9:55:53 PM
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banned for insanity

Quoting starkers,
reply 13339

banned for suggesting he's always a few steps behind, which could possibly be true, given he claims he has such a large 'average' to carry around.

No wonder as an older man, he has much difficulty to tiptoe through the tulips with his beloved on Valentines Day.

Wonder if there's a surgery for that... like if yer wanted to get yer large 'average' reduced.

And would it qualify for a tax rebate and/or unemployment benefits while it recovered from such extensive surgery?

Actually, it should be eligible for sickness benefits... because its unemployment is the direct result of a medical procedure.

.......

Um what?

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Reply #13340 February 19, 2014 11:22:26 PM
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Quoting Ryat,
reply 13341
Um what?

Banned for not having a clue.... you bin hiding in the catacombs or summat?

Go back to post 13334... and there you will find the onset of this unfolding plastic surgery drama.

So stay tune, folks, to this enthralling drama.  In the next episode we see if Mr. Above Average gets back in the sack, and does it work after his reduction surgery ... or does his misuse of the little blue pill have him chasing dozens of village vixens to satisfy his lust.

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Reply #13341 February 20, 2014 12:01:20 AM
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banned for going all dizzy

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Reply #13342 February 20, 2014 5:56:34 AM
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banned for dizzy wasn't a crime last I looked... unless it was brought on by psychedelic and/or mind altering drugs not obtained by precsription, but rather purchased in a back alley from a gin soaked bar queen in Memphis.

I do not do back alleys or gin soaked bar queens, so all my mind bending stuff is legit and purchased from this 'little brown sugar' gal down at the pharmacy next door to Ruby Tuesday's.

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Reply #13343 February 20, 2014 8:35:08 AM
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 Banned for acid induced vignettes.  

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Reply #13344 February 20, 2014 8:39:51 AM
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banned for not including a base

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Reply #13345 February 20, 2014 10:28:42 AM
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Banned because Ace of Base isn't doing gigs anymore.  However, if you wanna catch some of their music live, head down to the corner of Hell and Beelzebub Streets, where you can hear a busker do a pretty good job at belting out their tunes... but be warned, don't do or say anything while you're down there in the dark side of town that would see you come back without your soul.

And it don't even have ta be halloween... mwahahahahahaaaa

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Reply #13346 February 20, 2014 12:50:32 PM
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Banned for living in Kookamonga.

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Reply #13347 February 20, 2014 10:30:15 PM
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Banned for the Kookamongans exiled me from there years ago.  Apparently they weren't happy when I refused to join their Moonlight Festival and take off all my clothes before the goddess Aphelia, who has a penchant eating small, tasty sausages.

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Reply #13348 February 20, 2014 11:42:14 PM
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     Banned for not catching the Chatanooga choo choo. 

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Reply #13349 February 21, 2014 12:28:02 AM
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banned for obscure band names

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Reply #13350 February 21, 2014 1:59:49 AM
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Banned for fire in the hole... stop lighting them up before you hurt yourself.

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