banned for they're cooked in with the brains... all the vitamins and minerals you could ever want or need.
Speaking of brains, it reminds me of the bloke who needed a brain transplant because he'd worn his out doing multiple calculations as a mathematics professor. The surgeon told him that it wouldn't be cheap, that his services alone would be $50,000, and the anesthetist would be another 35,000, with the operating theatre and staff and his stay coming to around $60,000. He was told it was standard to pay around $145.000 for such a procedure, but that he had a choice of brains.
"What do you mean, doc, my choice of brain?"
The surgeon proceeded to explain the choices and relevant prices to him: "Well, for example, you could have an Irish brain, which comes in at $20 a pound; or a Canadian brain for $40 a pound; a Scottish brain for $60 a pound; an English brain for $100 a pound, and an American brain for S1150 a pound."
"Geez, doc, why are the American brains so much more per pound when compared to the others?"
The surgeon replies: "Well that's very simple! While an English, Irish or Scottish brain may weigh around 7lbs, and a Canadian one around 5lbs, it takes quite a few American brains to make up a pound."
Yeah, I know... 
