Banned for searing hyperally.

banned for thorning around

Banned for promoting a rude movie with lots of nudity.... was about 14 - 15 when me and my mates snuck into the cinema to see it.  Yeah, we'd heard there were boobies all over the place in it, so we just had to see it... though purely for the purpose of being able to agree with prior observations.

Banned for I was born at a very young age and was addicted to nekkidness almost from the start.... saw my first real live nekkid girl when I was just 3, and I've not looked away from one ever since.

Also banned for reminding me of playing doctors and nurses.

One time this girl's dad asked me what I thought I was doing.

Quick thinking I said: "Just taking her temperature, sir."

"Well when you pull that thing outta there, then, it'd better have numbers on it!"

Banned for using the alphabetical systen and blaming the letter Z for the cock up

banned for using size against me

Banned my iphone for skipping forum comments.  sheesh 

Banned for everything outside.

Banned for inside out thinking... just accept, they're never gonna let you outta there.

And Uvah's banned for outside in thinking.... he's been trying for years to get into the asylum, and though his mental state undoubtedly qualifys him for a bed there, asylum staff are worried he'd be running the place [his way] within a few days... because all the other nut-jobs would eagerly follow his lead.

Banned for snooping... cos I'm incognito, and how else would you know I'm an inmate of the asylum?

Banned also for not sharing and not offering rides. 

banned for posting up Star Trek sound track music

Banned for the song remains the same... and wouldn't you rather go on a 'trip' than a vacation ??????