Banned for the creature in the closet... you oughta know he's gonna be mighty pissed after being locked there in like that.
Also banned for Grunch... Grinch's younger brother, who's pissed his elder sibling is always in the limelight because he never ever gets a mention.
@ IROKONESS Banned for not knowing It eats only stray cats in Summer... and you oughta know better than to go mentioning water after midnight... how that upsets It so. It only drinks lady pee after midnight... not mens, otherwise It grows to 3 times the size and has to upsize to eating stray elephants to sate his ravenous appetite.
Anyone who thinks It is a monster for eating stray cats is banned... if you knew what those ferals did in your gardens while you weren't looking you'd be darned grateful.