Banned for you haven't 2 red cents to scratch your ass.... as my father used to say when I said there was something I'd like to buy.
Also banned for I've heard ducks fart in the water before.... as my grandmother used to say when I was talking about doing something or other, and she was in no way convinced.
And banned as well for insisting that peoples cents stop at your place... who do you think you are, a fechen banker?