banned for thinking guilty has no hold over you

Banned for the court is in session.... and the jury should disregard the clerk of the court's remark about lunchtime sex in my chambers.

Banned for timing out during the session.... and slowly fading away so that all is left is just a whisp of air.

banned for turning up the heat

Banned for the fire extinguisher needs refilling.... and be sure to tuck the hose away properly after use

Banned for standing in the latrine.... time for a change of footwear, me thinks.

Banned for if the shoes fit... but to avoid toe jam, be sure to take them off before going to bed.

Banned for being a piss-pot [Oz for heavy drinker of alcohol].... and what's wrong with Black Russians [a nip of vodka, a nip of kahlua topped up with coke in a tall glass]?

Banned for taking a sledgehammer to the piss pot and jamming up his piston... hehe, he won't be using that again in a hurry.

Banned for going to fast. 

Banned for Life in the Slow Lane while the Eagles were fasting before getting their grove on with Simon, who had a handle on his Garfunkel but not himself.

Banned for a bridge over troubled water will not help you avoid the troll... he charges top dollar to cross and has a super-heavyweight boxer as muscle if you try pass without paying.

Also banned for poor Gert got Artfunkled and had all her paintings stolen along with her Paul Simon records while she was out visiting Gracelands to discuss 50 ways to leave her lover, who had been off doing the coocachoo with Mrs Robinson in his big bright green pleasure machine, where Cecelia joined them to make up a 3-some to add to their comfort and joy after leaving her lover broken hearted down at Scarborough Fair with the sounds of silence ringing in his ears until Wednesday Morning at 3am.