Banned for not saying correctly......"Two tired". He he

Banned for jokes are funnier with pictures.... like when PM Tony Abbott falls flat on is bony ass.  Words alone could never describe just how funny that would be.

Banned for thinking miming is not enough... Marcel Marceau will be most displeased with you.

Banned for this is also pleasureable.  

Banned for Smurfisms.... and turning blue is not recognised as being camoflaged.

Banned for wannabe rainbows.

Banned for cockroaches in the belfry.... every time the bells go ding dong the 6-legged little beasties fall out in droves and land on everyone below.

.... which is why I stopped gong to church and now do all my worshipping on the internet.

..... [Oi, pssst, pssst... know of any good pr0n sites]

banned for smoking a cigarette

banned because you avatar is smoking

And not in a good way.

Banned for infinities.

Banned for money back is a small consolation.  Compared to infinity and beyond... 

Banned for bitcoins would be the way to go there.   But that kinda refund would be more along the lotacoins way... hehe   

Banned for blowing smoke.