cats! because...
you don't have to pay someone to watch them while you are gone
you don't have to stop playing demigod to go let them out
you don't have to poop scoop, just toss the litter in a bag and toss it out
you don't end up stepping in crap when your having a BBQ
they don't hump your leg
they don't slobber on you
they are easy to entertain, laser pointer ftw
they get high on cat nip
they don't beg
they have mastered the nighttime ninja strike on your legs
they can entertain themselves for hours with a ball, where as a dog just keeps bringing it back to you
and so on...
2 doesnt count
4 is your own dam fault nothing to do with a dog you should have cleaned up after it or watch where your going also many cats pee in polaces that arnt its litter box
5 most dogs dont hump your leg and they only do that in most cases because they havnt bin spayed or neutered
6 thats only with hounds
7 dogs are as easy to entertain plus lots of dogs are happy to just sit with you
8 getting high is not a good thing for an animal
9 lol cats beg you just dont notice it
10 is a bad thing cause its annoying
11 dogs can entertain themselves for hours with a bone or chew stick
and so on