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ANZAC Imperium

ANZAC Imperium

The Imperial Guard gathered round the wounded Emperor BlueSteel for the Last Stand.

"Save yourselves," gasped Blue. His brow glistened with the Beads of Heroicism

Evil Steve eyed the faithful. The faithful eyed him back.

"We must leave this place, so that we might fight again", roared Evil.

Evil Steve threw down the Teaspoon of Endless Toil, opened the Trousers of Endless Soil Capacity, and moved the Wooden Horse of Endless Gymnastic Fortitude.

An escape tunnel.

"While you lot have been trying to beat maso, I've been making a fortune smuggling illegal contraband!", roared Evil financially.

"Huzzah!", roared the Imperial Guard.

Evil hauled the wounded Blue up onto his weary shoulders.

"Are you with me?" roared Evil laconically. "Or am I going to die of embarrassment?"




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Reply #351 Top
on a vengeful note, do any of ya'll know how to kill a pet dog and make it look accidental? (I do have a valid reason)
Reply #352 Top
on a vengeful note, do any of ya'll know how to kill a pet dog and make it look accidental? (I do have a valid reason)
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dunno, even as a cat person, if i can buy into this...the oz method iz the poisoned steak, but the guilt iz apparently unbearable....

:notsure:
Reply #353 Top
LLM, thats a bit straight to the point :notsure:

Being a dog person myself, i don't see the point of killing a dog - unless ofc it is a lil' yappy dog that needs nothing but a bullet in the head.

Just remember it isn't the dogs fault, its the OWNERS. The dog only does what it does because the owner is usually an incompatant idiot. (think of pets as a computer, its does what its told to do, if the operator fucks up its his fault not the computers)

My wisdom for the week. :)

~SDC~
Reply #354 Top
Yuck. Don't even go there. Your problem is almost certainly with the owner, not the dog.
Reply #355 Top
yeah, but my brother doesn't care about anything but his computer... superglue in the network port... brb ( devilish grin)
Reply #356 Top
yes, right...

anyways i can't seem to find any major probs with the new update :D

ranked 65th now :)

~SDC~
Reply #357 Top
down to 10th AND off the front page! da anzacs must be partyin' hard....doof, doof, doof, doof, dashin' though da snow, in a V8 monaro, oh what fun it iz ta spray, da RudeBoys from below..... :CONGRAT: :HOT:
Reply #358 Top
oh what fun it iz ta spray
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LOL LOL LOL

Party hard, ANZACs. Have a fine holiday. We've called a truce for two weeks. Well, OK, -we- aren't actually ceasing fire, but you all go on ahead and start without us. :D


- Sirian
Reply #359 Top
By the by, look at JaxomCA cranking out those conquistador results. He's a madman, I tell you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

And just wait! We have some real crazies who haven't even shown up yet! :SURPRISED:


- Sirian
Reply #361 Top
i iz wiv you LLMaster....ANZACs, better start buyin GalCiv and givin it to your mates for Xmas...wiv one condition.....

iz there still any interest in a new logo/theme or iz u all happy?

:)
Reply #366 Top
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
:d :d
Reply #367 Top
The Holiday Issue of the Metaverse Review is now out!

http://metaversereview.joeuser.com

Headlines Include:

~ Altarian Prophecy beta released
~ The Centurions appear!
~ Euros, then Fellowship surpass 1000 games


And Much, Much More!

:HOT:
Reply #368 Top
i iz takin' da h'opportunity in wishin all d'anzacs a good one fer chrissie and da new year. i iz tankin' all d'anzacs for der support for der h'emperor who iz both slack and useless, and is h'obviously da h'epitomy of da aussie spirit. I az complete faith dat all youse h'anzacs iz already on da beer, and iz already full of da snag, and az already set fire to da hair from da barbie so dat a mullet can take shape. all i iz sayin' is:

business at da front, party at da back

:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

avagoodwun!!!

sunnies on! :HOT:
Reply #369 Top
hmm...yes right, loads of fun, sitting around in the damn heat, its 10:30pm here atm and i'm sweeting like hell. damn its hot!!!
~SDC~
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Reply #370 Top
I hear you dracko... its been too hot this Christmas! :sniff!:
Where is the rain ? :sniff!:

Come on and rain and cool this place down! >:(
Hmmm the weather iz affecting my mood I iz hot and irritable!

Though I do want to wish everyone a Merry and safe Christmas. :CONGRAT:
Have fun all!

~SDC~
Reply #372 Top
bEER fOR all Mates

mY fIRST mASO'S & hIT tHE tOP 100
i'M aS hAPPY aS a pIG iN sH?t
http://www.galciv.com/info.asp?accountID=679931 :D
:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #373 Top
wHAST'S tHE g o

iN tHE pLAYER'S lIST i hAVE 105033 pOINTS bUT
http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/index.asp?searchtext=never-never&TopPlayersList=Overall&GalaxySize=0&submit2=GO
iN tHE eMPIRE lIST i hAVE 94517 pOINTS
http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=604
aNYBOBY gOT a Clue???? :notsure:
Reply #374 Top
cOME oN yOU bLOKES

tHOSE eVIL lIGHT wEIGHTS aRE oNLY 33664 aWAY,

rAPE, pLUNDER & pILAGE

bUT kEEP tHE sCORES cOMING.

eVERYONE hAS bEEN dO'N rEALY wELL sO a pAT oN eVERYONE'S bACK :CONGRAT:

Regards

never-never
Reply #375 Top
you tell 'em Never-Never!!!!

:CONGRAT: