I am emo of Borg... nobody wants to assimilate me, I'm all alone and the collective hates me...

I am the ASSIMILATOR , and You have been Borgled !!!

NO, NO!!! Don't do that! It leaves your mouth dry and feeling like the bottom of a cockies cage.



I am starkers of Borg... hey kitty, I have just the implant to assist in that endeavour.... going very cheap as well. It was originally designed to make Collective warriors fearless, but was found defective... instead of becoming mean and fearsome, implantees were assimilating daytime soaps and crying during the sad bits.

Or there again, kitty, I have some cheap anal implants that make very embarrassing noises when the implantee is sitting.

I am Condaleeza Rice of Borg... I want an implant like the one Monica Lewinsky got.

I am Condaleeza Rice of Borg.........Kitty thinks my name resembles some kind of side dish.....she must be assimilated..........

I am fuzzy logic of borg.......I never go on msn and say hello to kitty, therefore i will assimilate myself with an overdose of chocolate bars..............  

I am Barbara Bush of Borg... you're right, kitty, Condaleeza is George's side dish. She and George might think I'm stupid, but I Know what's going on.

I am Fuzzy Logic of Borg.... Kitty, I'm sorry you've missed me on MSN, but you know how I love to assimilate chocolate, and my mother told me to never speak with my mouth full. :LOL

I am Hillary Clinton of Borg... when I have assimilated the White House, implants for women will be free.

I am Barrack Obama of Borg... while we're on election promises: I will Not have sexual relations with that woman.

I am John McCain of Borg... I would...if only, if only Viagra didn't give me an awful rash.

I am slightly mad of Borg... does being part of the Collective mean I have to attend group therapy?

I am Depressed of Borg....now the entire Collective is in therapy and on Prozac.

I am Counselor Troi of Borg... now let's assimilate some positive thoughts. I want the males to think of 7 of 9 naked... and the females to think of Captain Kirk fully clothed.

I am Andrew of WC......I wish the Borg would assimilate this forum so I had some drones to assist me!

Guess thats what we both get cause I copied it from an earlier post lol

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I am Darth Vader of Borg.... the power of the Dark Side will assimilate you, it is your master now.

I am Yoda of Borg... assimilate you I will, futile resistance is.

  




  

I am God of borg......thou shall not assimilate..........

Commandment 10.01.522?

I am Moses of Borg... it was supposed to have been Commandment 11, but I was assimilated before I could chisel it onto the stone tablet. Commandment 12 would have been: If thou art weak and doth assimilate, please wear a condom.

I am SKoriginals of Borg....guess I can't be too original since assimilation... I must resist copying other Collective members mistakes.

I am Fuzzy of Borg... I haven't time to assimilate anything, I'm too busy spanking teh kitteh...

I am Victoria Principal of Borg...look, I know my repetitive infomercials piss everybody off, but since the cancellation of Dallas, how else am I going to get my once famous self on TV?

I am Bebi Bulma of Borg... I don't need implants cos I'm perfect as I am, but I will take one of those nice leather uniforms cos I'm getting chafed from all these naked huggles.