I am santa of Borg... due to assimilating several pounds since last year, there will be no chimney present drops this year, so if ya want a chimney drop, come get 'em and do it yourself.  Also, this year i will be saying har har har because some politically correct ho has ruled the traditional ho ho ho to be offensive.

I am Mary Christmas of Borg... santa is a fat bastard because he eats Xmas pudding all year and won't get off his butt to exercise.

I am Home Owner of Borg and who is going to clean all of this reindeer crap off of my roof.

I'm ex-Home Owner of Borg....thanks Wall Street! 

I am mobile home owner of Borg....I don't have no stinkin' chimney.

I am THE Borg of Borg - I fired Santa

That's alright, he wasn't coming to you down the chimney anyhow... in your case he was gonna burst through the floor and scare the tinsel out of ya.

I am Rudolph of Borg... and no, I didn't always have this very shiny red nose... until Santa assimilated himself a new favourite reindeer, it was a brown nose.

I am Two Cents Worth of Borg... went down with my pay check to buy groceries at the store and this is all I came back with.

I am Glad Tidings of Borg... and I wish you all a Merry Christmas.  

I am Worker of Borg and the fat guy in the red suite won't let us unionize.  Probably getting bailout money...prick.

I'm Grinch of Borg....and I stole Glad tidings of Borg! 

I am vStyler of Borg........Prepare to be skinned!

Oops, Make that MR. Styler of Borg....prepare to be skinned!

I'm M.I.A. of Borg....got a new computer and disappeared only to reappear just above.

Welcome back Peter. Or Jim. Didn't you used to hang out here?

Thanx Doc, Angus...explain the Peter thing to Doc...lol.      Doc, it's Jim     I am gonna hafta change my nick to PDJ. 

I know it's Jim...the point was "You've been away so long I've forgotten your name."

Also to make you laugh....

I am Well Hung of Borg... now will somebody please get me down from this Christmas tree, I'm scared of heights.

I am Assimilator of Borg....I assimilated Santa and implanted him now I get all the presents. Bwah hah hah!

I am Christmas Spirit of Borg......I have been assimilated by Wal-Mart

I am Mrs Claus of Borg.... and if Santa goes out ho, ho, hoing again this year I'm gonna have his balls.

I am Mary Christmas of Borg... we were rehearsing our Xmas stuff yesterday and 'that' was not Santa's knee he lifted me onto.

I am Christmas Carol of Borg...  I know Santa only comes once a year, but do you think he'd rehearse with me like that?

I am Rudolph of Borg... and I'm sick and tired of this red nose and being mistaken for a red light district.

I am 7 of 9  [S/Trek] of Borg, and I'm only partially Borg   you may now call me 6 of 8

Just be careful of 2of3.

I am Scrooge of Borg....bah hum borg.

I am Vista's UAC of the Borg... you will be questioned relentlessly on every action you want to perform to make sure that is really what you want to do.

I'm W7 of Borg.....slimmer and faster that unclerob of Borg!