I am Me of Borg ...... that bloke got more than a rotten cucumber. I laced it with Orion slave girl tears. That poor sucker's implant will stick out like a sore ... well ... you get the idea. Viagra on steroids, them tears.

I am Pharmacist of Borg... if you could get me some of those Orion slave girl tears, I am sure I could come up with a quadruple strength Viagra that'd last all weekend and possibly well into Monday morning for those who have secretaries who live alone.

Oops, flamin' double post.

Oh well, while I'm here......

I am Office Lothario of Borg... if you can come up with such a pill, Pharmacist of Borg, I'd be eternally grateful because there's 35 secretaries in my building who live alone.

I am Resurrectionist of Borg.................you have been assimilated. Eleven months, seven days, six hours and forty five minutes later and you couldn't wait huh?

I am Ponder of Borg..............Methinks you are too hasty.

I am Resurrectionist Of Borg and you Ponder of Borg are hasty. I advised waiting a full year.

I am Ponder of Borg and I got tired of waiting.

I am threadnecro of Borg, follower of others. Or perhaps thats, I am Intoxicated of Borg. Ignoring Jack Daniels is Futile!

I am Jack Daniels' brother of Borg... and I love drinking Thouthern Comfort and getting pithed.

I am Beans of Borg, and we're looking for a person with super flatulence powers. 

I am Recruiter of Borg......one of our newbies, starkers of Borg by name, will fill the bill. His powers of flatulence are unsurpassed.

I am Admin of Borg, flame throwers are in the line to the right and help yourselves to all and any

borg beans smorg. {try saying that fast 3X }

I am Weapons Master Third of Borg........saying that three times fast burnt out the recharge cubicles. Mayday.....mayday......

I am sheep of Borg, I am Sheep of Borg, I am Sheep of Borg..Follower of orders and thinknotis for myselfis.

I am Peat and Repeat of Borg...I am Peat and Repeat of Borg...I am Peat and Re.........must've been somethin' I ate.

Burp!

I am Gastroenterologist of Borg... and I get tongue tied every time I have to tell somebody what I do for a living

I am Tongue Depresser of Borg......you think your job stinks...HA!

I am the Moving Block of Borg, You call we haul no matter how big or small.   

I am Counter of Borg.....I got your numbers.

I am Math Professor of Borg.... and I will be here to see you add them up correctly

I am Physics Guru of Borg......if they don't match up we'll just insert my cosmical constant and fudge it.

I am Sweet Tooth of Borg..... just gimme the fudge... and lots of it..  Fuuuuuudge!!!  MMMMMM!!!!!!

I am That's My Line of Borg.......you stole my line.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am Homer of Borg...hmmmmmmmm something is futile.

I am Marge of Borg... yes, Homer, that would be you losing weight so that you can again see your own implant. 

I am the Other of Borg........has anybody seen the one?

I am The One of Borg, Neo has nothing on me...

I am the Other of Borg. One of Borg......Matilda of Borg is baby sitting Poindexter of Borg tonite and needs her cookie jar. Uh.....with the cookies still in it....maybe.....hopefully. Alright.....just a few crumbs then. Sheesh!