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I am (blank) of Borg.....

I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #551 Top
Another Dr Hook dig !!

I am Roland the Roadie of Borg .. and you will be Gertrude the Groupie-fied !!
Reply #552 Top
I am Cats of Borg. All your base are assimilate you have no time to survive. HA HA HA HA.
Reply #553 Top
I am Ron Jeremy of Borg. I will assimilate myself.
Reply #554 Top
I am Windows Vista Ultimate running on a 400 Mhz, 128 MB rig of Borg...prepare for simultaneous assimilation of you and the PC I run on.
Reply #555 Top
I am Windows Seven of Borg... and I really love all that touchy-feely stuff going on with my implants. :d
Reply #556 Top
I am Windows Seven of Borg... and I really love all that touchy-feely stuff going on with my implants.


:SURPRISED: LMAO! :LOL: :LOL:
Reply #557 Top
I am Apple-Mac of Borg.... I wouldn't like all that touchy-feely stuff with my implants cos all my fanbois are insenstive little pricks and most often have cold hands. :SURPRISED: :LOL:
Reply #558 Top
I am iPod of Borg. 70% of you are already assimilated.
Reply #559 Top
I am CursorFX of Borg....you will be assimilated into a little pointy thing. :LOL:
Reply #560 Top
I am CursorFX of Borg....you will be assimilated into a little pointy thing.


Shouldn't that be... assimilated WITH my big pointy thing??? ... hehe. :d
Reply #561 Top
I am Windowblinds of Borg... your curtains are obsolete: from now on all Windows will be adorned with shiny new blinds. ;)
Reply #562 Top
I am silicon of Borg... I like breasts as much as the next bloke, but I hate being stuffed into plastic bags and called breast implants before the twain shall meet. :d
Reply #563 Top

I am HAL of Borg...I'm sorry Dave, but I can't open the pod bay doors.

Reply #564 Top
I an Doctor Smith of Borg... oh the pain, Will Robinson, the pain... I assimilated my lunch to fast and now I have indigestion in my implanted stomach.
Reply #565 Top
I am Will Robinson Of Borg... You're a woos, Dr Smith, a real woos.... and if that's your 'implant' in your pocket, I really, really hope it's not cos you're glad to see me. :SURPRISED: :LOL:
Reply #567 Top
Master Yoda of the Borg I am. Assimilated you will be, yes.
Reply #568 Top
I am Joe Pesci of Borg. What do you mean I'm funny? I mean funny like I'm a drone, I make you laugh? I'm here to amuse you? .... Haha, I almost had you there, prepare to be assimilated.
Reply #569 Top
I am Taxi driver of Borg......

You assimilatin’ me....?
You assimilatin’ me...?
You assimilatin’ me.....?
Then who the hell else are you assimilatin’.....you assimilatin’ me?
Well I’m the only one here.....who the f*ck do you think you’re assimilatin’......
Reply #570 Top
I am Dr.Pepper of Borg....you will be assimilated into 23 flavors.
Reply #571 Top
That's a clever one, sydneysiders ...  :LOL:  :LOL: 
Reply #572 Top
I am Head Surgeon of Borg.... what d'ya mean you want me to circumcise more Borg baby boys, so you can experiment more with... um, more organic implants!
Reply #573 Top
I am Michael Jackson of Borg....oi, head surgeon, when are you gonna replace my wiener with a decent sized implant.... so's I can play with the 'big' boys instead. :NOTSURE: ;p :LOL:
Reply #574 Top
I am FireFox 3 of Borg...you will be assimilated faster than you've ever been assimilated before.
Reply #575 Top
I am FireFox 3 of Borg...you will be assimilated faster than you've ever been assimilated before.


I am Internet Explorer of Borg.... you should oughta have more respect for yer elders, Firefox 3. I might be older and eons slower than you, but I'll eventually get the job done... one day. ;)