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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #679 Top
HEHE my new game goes well. I'm kicking rump. I have gobbled up nearly all the resources and over half the planets in the initial surge. The Drengin in this game (i upped their smarts) are a non factor. They got trapped in a corner somewhere and have only one planet. The Yor (I also upped their smarts) got trapped by my ships... hehe. And the two Goodie Goodies didn't fare all that well. About the only empire I have to worry about is the Arceans this game. That and the stinking fundamentalist event. Other than that, this one's in the G.R.O.S.S. camp.
Reply #680 Top
My new strategy is to become Pure Evil. I haven't seen that face yet.
To keep up with the Drengins on smaller maps I've found that they will have a love in with you if one gives them all one's trade and the occasional back rub, and being Pure Evil helps.
And The White Council is fourth? Give us a break. :notsure:
Reply #681 Top
My new strategy is to become Pure Evil. I haven't seen that face yet.
To keep up with the Drengins on smaller maps I've found that they will have a love in with you if one gives them all one's trade and the occasional back rub, and being Pure Evil helps.
And The White Council is fourth? Give us a break.


Look at that goody goody blue smiley face of yours.

Guess the old men on the white council with the canes can sit all day at their puters while we all go work to pay them their social security :)
Reply #683 Top
Bwahahahhahaha!!! ROTFLMAO Robert!!!! That is such a cool pic!!!! OMG too funny!!!

A defection from the E-a to the white council has put the Euro's within about 2000 of us. We're off the coast of France now, ready for the plunder. Scotty!!! full impulse, Helm, sneak up on their 6. Charge death ray Zorchers!!!!
Reply #684 Top
Oh Pontius, I would have thought that with your evil intelligence that you would guessed that I was posting during work :p
Reply #685 Top
Um, boss, before we go raid the French countryside for good champagne, there is a small group of fast raiders closing in quickly. Shall I resort to dumping the mines out the back again? Maybe those wise, old men can't see too well... ;)
Reply #686 Top
Hey, we've been called senile by some but never fast!

Must be the effects of the Improved Haste spell that J4 was working on over the weekend.
Reply #688 Top
Um, boss, before we go raid the French countryside for good champagne, there is a small group of fast raiders closing in quickly. Shall I resort to dumping the mines out the back again? Maybe those wise, old men can't see too well

Dump those mines Gerakken. We seem to have lost a member and 3000 points. Guess we'll put off that raid for a bit.
Reply #689 Top
Signing off. Will finish up my game tomorrow I believe. Have a second game about 1/3 of the way through. Will work on that one as time permits...
Reply #693 Top
HEHE coffee. I got the Chaotic Evil tag. I just cannot resist killing those worms for pq. I just can't resist exterminating those bugs in the bug wars. That is enough to make me evil.

Welcome back from SC. The new scoring system should be great for you.
Reply #694 Top
We aren't on the top page any more, what's going on? :) (Bump). Looking forward to expansion pack.
Reply #695 Top
We're always on the top page. Just check the leaderboard in the metaverse baby... HEHE.


I have stopped turning in those 5000 point whoppers.... IN FAVOR OF A 6000 POINT WHOPPER!!!! HEHE.

Speaking of whoppers, Catalyptic 250k.
Reply #697 Top
Misplaced decimal points, or does the score inflation continue? Or both! Who knows right now. First it was fun enough when all the 1.02 games basically got chopped in half (and culture was nearly worthless there), then it became so that even a minor leaguer like myself could get a 2K game. I am not disturbed by it or anything, in fact I take things quite lightly. But it is a bit disorienting to go from 51 point culture victories to 1650 point culture victories, and now who knows how much with the latest version. It really throws the averages off trying to compare raisins to grapefruit.

So, since I already paid my taxes a little earlier today, someone upgrade to the newer version and finish off a game quick! ;)
Reply #698 Top
Too late Gerakken, the Score Reaper has come and set things right...

Congrats Pirate King Pontius on your promotion. :)