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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #1701 Top
Well. Odd place to wait. But I shall leave you to your posting. and waiting. Make sure you pull your hand back fast though. Threadzilla can bite. Good night.
Reply #1706 Top
Yoda wants me, but I was not up that late last night. He feels marginalized in the War of the Worlds storyline. He wants to jump right in and do some main chapters and I wish for him to develop sub-plots that can be later integrated into the main chapters. This has caused friction between us.
Reply #1708 Top
As the metaverse turns. Or is it one metaverse life to live. Or General Metaverse hospital..... Ahhhh daytime tv. Life imitates art!!! Or is it the other way around.


Your weekly top 100 board report. Will do them individially when I get round to it. It feeds Threadzilla more posts.

Over all board.
1. Staffa
3. EBZ
4. PBP
17. Hurley
27. Wild Wombat
28. Kit Warrior
29. Ice Mole
48. Sixtoes
51. Stealth Frequency
59. Cypher pax
71. Black Smoke
76. Landrew
82. Killa Koala


Well done everyone.
Reply #1709 Top
Evil Board
1. Staffa
2. EBZ
5. Kit Warrior
6. Ice Mole
7. PBP
15. Sixtoes
19. Wild Wombat
23. Landrew
26. Killa Koala
28. Stealth Frequency
29. Cypher Pax
30. Black Smoke
68. Craig Wilson
78. Svalin
86. AJM 37

Wooohooo domination on this one. hehe.
Reply #1711 Top
Neutral board.
1. PBP
35. The D.
45. Cypher Pax
50. Wild Wombat
61. Sixtoes
99. Ajm 37


Well done everyone!!! We own the top spot on the main, and two of the 3 allignment boards woohooo. Go Team!!!! Arrrrrgh Mateys.
Reply #1713 Top
I always mnage to move up in the rankings right after the Cap'n does the weeklies... :notsure:

But this time it's special. This time I finally got into the top #25! :D YEEEEEEHAAAW!!! :D Someone take a picture before this medal disapears. ;)

Alas, this was only 2k for the team. What's up with that?!?! I know I know. Well... drive on G.R.O.S.S.! Point by point, we're gettin' there! :)
Reply #1716 Top
Gerakken: He did steal that chapter XI right out from under you. It was quite a devation in style from the first ten chapters. Just for the sake of continuity, you should have him write the next one or two and resume the original style of writing from there.

Darth Bob: Sorry, about that comment about a week ago. Entirely unnecessary on my part.

Kitwarrior: Keep it up and you'll stay in the Top 25.
Reply #1718 Top
Great work Kit! Go Cap'n - land that bomb
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Tryin there Wombie Tryin. The Patient... She's a flatlinin!!!......Torian war minister's report to his emporer.
Reply #1719 Top
Kit:

Your medal is still there as of 12:59 AM, so I'm getting this posted in time. Congrats! Have one on the Republic.
Reply #1720 Top
Your medal is still there as of 12:59 AM, so I'm getting this posted in time. Congrats! Have one on the Republic.


I see Obi Wan has had one or two, or ten. The Republic as you recall is no more. It was smashed and destroyed when it declared war on G.R.O.S.S. The Jedi Republic rose from its ashes. :)
Reply #1721 Top
Some intercepted messages from my game.

I cannot tell a lie sir We're toast. Half our population has been Kentucky Fried..... Drengin Commander.

Looks like we're sushi again... Torian Commander.

Does it hurt to be turned into a slab of meat? Arcean Commander

Well look on the bright side, Being a toaster is better than being the toast...... Yor President.

Curses, looks like we were the monkey boys on the evolutionary chain sir. Altarian commander.


I'm about 10 turns from final frontier and a bit more from taking the galaxy. It's all over but the sizzling of the Aliens.

Reply #1723 Top
I see Obi Wan has had one or two, or ten. The Republic as you recall is no more. It was smashed and destroyed when it declared war on G.R.O.S.S. The Jedi Republic rose from its ashes
End of quote


Yes, and know we all do what happened after that...
Reply #1725 Top
Oh Cap'n, wir mussen sprechen. Eindi meilomat mohim. Razumijeti? ...how many languages did I just use? :notsure: My minds a mess!

PBP, can you AIM me please? :)