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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3101 from Stardock Forums Top
i iz feedin' threadzilla....i iz still yer buzz

;)
Reply #3102 from Stardock Forums Top
Our Travels in the Metaverse

Part 5: G.R.O.S.S. Daddy

“Hi Dad”.
“Son”.
“How are things?”
“Good. Good”.
“That’s good”.
“And you?”
“Yea. Good”.
“OK…”
“Mum?”
“Well, you know”.
“Yea. Same?”
“Same as. She doesn’t change”.
“And Gerakken?”
“He’s good. Oh... No, he’s good”.
“So everyone’s good”.
“Pretty much”.
“So have you…”
“No. Not since…”
“Arrr”.
“But I…”
“Um?”
“Gee, perhaps soon”.
“Yea, I know what you mean. Although…”
“You too?”
“I’d say”.
“Huh”.
“Well, it’s been good”.
“Perhaps?”
“Soon?”
“Yea?”
“Yea”.
“Well, bye then”.
“Bye”.
“OK bye”.
“Oh, I suddenly thought”.
“Uh?”
“Um. Maybe. Uh. Any chance of a…ar…”
“Loan?”
“Oh thanks, gee, that’s an offer I can’t refuse!”
“How much?”
“Oh. Hadn’t really thought about it. 100 million credits”.
“I’ll write a cheque”.
“Ta Dad. You’re a life-saver. Gives me an excuse to come around more often, eh?”
“Pfft”.
“Come on Dad. You did offer! And just your signature there. Great. Alright, bye”.
“Bye”.
“Ciao”.
“Bye”.


Killa stretched and sipped his Pinot. “Well that went well. I’m glad that I had a chance to practice with you before meeting Dad”.

Black smoke nodded his head.

“So, what did ya think? Will it work on Dad? Was I convincing? I liked the quaver I put in my voice at the end there. Almost seems too easy”.

Black smoke nodded. “Um. Mmmm”.

“Great”.

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Reply #3104 from Stardock Forums Top
The Aftermath, Finis.


It had just consumed yet more victims. But where was the other? Where? It would consume the other and make itself whole again. It went back to the torpedo. It hadn't yet openned the 3rd compartment. It was time. All that was in it was a bunch of ashes. and a piece of metal. A burned out piece of metal at that. Hmmm it thought. And consumed them. It suddenly knew what it was. It decided to retake that form. It shuddered and shaped itself, bent and flexed. But another force was at work. It was losing it's shape shifting ability as it went. It didn't know why. It didn't care. Varieus parts took form. Here, there, and everywhere. When it was done, it could shift no more. It knew who it was. It knew what it was. I must find a way off this planet, it thought. Then it realized. I have engines. It fired them up. It realized its name. The Doom. It realized it's purpose. It was a pirate ship. Pontius' pirate ship. It knew it must find Pontius. It wondered how Pontius would react when it found him. It knew it was not sentient in the past. But now it had been given sentience. It knew now what it needed to do. Find its captain, or be scuttled trying.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! And you thought it was gonna turn into me didn't you? HEHE.

The end. HAHA, now you're gonna have to figure out what happened to me..... Happy rereading. The clues are there.
Reply #3106 from Stardock Forums Top
Couldn't let you guys slip off the 1st page. I am too use to seeing Threadzilla. You've done the same for me in the past.
Reply #3107 from Stardock Forums Top
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, the Treadzilla is still alive and shaking its tail. LOL LOL
Reply #3108 from Stardock Forums Top
Couldn't let you guys slip off the 1st page. I am too use to seeing Threadzilla. You've done the same for me in the past.
End of quote


Thanks Surther. Tough times for the pirates right now. But Threadzilla will never die!!!
Reply #3109 from Stardock Forums Top
Killa decided, despite all his rehearsals to send his father a request for money.


It read.
No Mon, No fun, send some, your son.

He received a communication with the G.R.O.S.S. official seal. It read.
Too Bad, So sad, Earn some, your dad.

LOL LOL LOL
Reply #3110 from Stardock Forums Top
Funny stuff I dread the day my Girls (3 and 6) hit college. Heck I dread the day they start dating. They are so cute now do they have to become teenagers?
Reply #3111 from Stardock Forums Top
Funny stuff I dread the day my Girls (3 and 6) hit college. Heck I dread the day they start dating. They are so cute now do they have to become teenagers?
End of quote


Yes. And for girls that change is an especially defiant time. Guys rebel but as soon as you show em who's boss, it's done. Girls try to undercut you and b*tch at you all through puberty. Make you want to throttle em.
Reply #3112 from Stardock Forums Top
Hey there, folks. Visitors are always welcome here, of course. Glad folks could drop by. Looks like Gerakken has to return from his culture bombing (both in game and on the forum) to feed Threadzilla more often. I keep forgetting we have a bit of a people shortage at the moment.
Reply #3117 from Stardock Forums Top
You know what they say: A father is a banker provided by nature.
End of quote


I thought they said a child is a slave provided by nature. ;p

Hi ya HG. Still going. Welcome back!!!!!
Reply #3118 from Stardock Forums Top
And now for the G.R.O.S.S. neighborhood theme song.

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
It's a beautiful day for our neighbor's booze.
It will be ours. It will be ours.....
Reply #3119 from Stardock Forums Top
What a sad sight to have to scroll down the Forum page to find the mighty Threadzilla!

Haven't been able to post my last game due to modem problems (:( And, I admit, haven't played for several months due to playing ToEE and now IWD2. Oh yeah, and the whole 5-week-old newborn-needs-attention thing that restricts my game time to, oh, about 15 minutes in the morning when I am the only one wawk in the house!

I will come back, I swear! I'm still here! don't surrender G.R.O.S.S.!
Reply #3120 from Stardock Forums Top
I will come back, I swear! I'm still here! don't surrender G.R.O.S.S.!
End of quote


See, there are some of the faithful still out there. You and HG321 prove that. May more come forth. Submit some games when you can. Surrender is still an alien word, and you know what we do to aliens: We conquer them! :HOT:
Reply #3121 from Stardock Forums Top
Gerakken,

Sniff,... You make me so Proud ! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :HOT:



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Reply #3122 from Stardock Forums Top
We shall fight them on the land. We shall fight them on the seas. We shall fight them in space. We shall not go quietly into the night. We're going to FIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!

Hence our new motto. HEHE.
Reply #3123 from Stardock Forums Top
and you know what we do to aliens:
End of quote



YOU BET.

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Yeah baby..... Soon as I can shake this dang Bronchitis.
Reply #3125 from Stardock Forums Top
Arrrrgh?

What happened to GROSS??? This greatly dispeases EBZ >:(. Must... destroy... all...

Uh-oh... is this it? Is this what GROSS has waited so long for? Could this be the possible ressurection of EBZ? Well tune in GROSSers cause in about a month (when I get all my stuff moved) we just might see that happen (and this time, more cranking to ensue, heh...;)).

~SDC~