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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3126 Top
Great, my idol is coming back, my hero is returning!!!!!, come on EBZero I miss you, I miss your guidance, please comeback, I am a fan of yours, I am a fervient fan, please, pretty please, comeback!!!!! ;)
Reply #3127 Top
Wow! I never knew I had any fans! Well I suppose you're the first and seemingly only member of the EBZ fan club (yea right, doesn't that sound too egotistical? lol).

This makes me .... feel ...... errrr............'good' :VOMIT:

Well it'll be a while before I will get to, since I need to format my comp, move, and the latest I could be getting it back is sometime early next year. However, if there's anything I can do to get to check the GalCiv fourm I will do. EBZ has just been so friggin busy with a bunch of crap cause his job really sucks...but not to worry, I'm getting a new and 'better' one. I'll also be a few more months till I get married, so I suppose it would be great to get in some more games, and perhaps a new, revised strategy (*cough*GCCGII*cough*).

I'll keep you all updated as often as I can. Oh, and btw, this Sunday night, I won't have internet till I get my comp (see above).

~It's the ones crazy enough to think that they can change the masoverse, are the ones who actually do
--GCCGII (in memory of the GCCG)

~SDC~
Reply #3129 Top
Hey, he's not your only fan! Come back soon! Say hi to you know who!

[in Darth Vader voice]

"I've been waiting for you, sensei. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When you left, I was but the learner; now I am the master." ;p ;p ;p
Reply #3131 Top
hehe... welcome back EBZ .. you have been missed by a lot of ppl here in the metaverse including myself
:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #3132 Top
More taxes paid. It looks like the old pirates have to clean house and show the Meta who still controls the space lanes! :HOT:
Reply #3133 Top
More taxes paid. It looks like the old pirates have to clean house and show the Meta who still controls the space lanes
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You bet. Their Cargo be ours!!!!
Reply #3134 Top
I dread the day my Girls (3 and 6) hit college
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I know the feeling!

Alex


~SDC~
Reply #3135 Top
Well it'll be a while before I will get to
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EBZ - Try and get a game in to get the Admiral rank you deserve!

Alex


~SDC~
Reply #3136 Top
I finally submitted my first game in 5 months...Damn I suck..I had it on beginner and still barely won >:(
Reply #3139 Top
I finally submitted my first game in 5 months...Damn I suck..I had it on beginner and still barely won
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Just do what you can. That is all anyone can ask. I am sure with a little practice you will improve.

Great to see feared Pirates rise again. Guess will have to start uping convoy security again
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Be careful of pirates who fake their death. Lying low only means we are re-establishing our territory elsewhere. :)
Reply #3140 Top
EBZero you are my hero!!!
Like rain to the thirsty ground,
like dew to the flowers in the morning
so it is the wise advice of my hero
the great and admired EBZero!!!

Your ship has left once more
and I don't know when you will return to shore
but no matter what the future will prepare
I will be your loyal fan anywhere.

So my dearest hero, return soon
any hour in the morning
or any hour in the afternoon
you will see flying high in the castle
the banner of your fan and your flag of battle.

The Black flag with the skull and bones
it is all that I need to feel me at home.
Come back ancient hero
our dearest EBZero.

PS: would be really nice to see your strategy about Maso games. ;) ;) ;)
Reply #3141 Top
Hi everyone. Still trying to shake off this schitt I got. I'm on 5 different medicines now..... Uggh. A five Medicine illness. Sort of like a 5 alarm fire. Not a good thing. Not a good thing at all.

Be back soon.
Reply #3142 Top
Wish you Well Soon PontiusBruinPilot.
Reply #3143 Top
Whoa - FIVE different medicines?! You must be sick! Get well soon, Captain!
Reply #3144 Top
Hmm. A pirate on 5 medicines:

Jack Daniel's
Johnny Walker
Jim Beam
Wild Turkey
Old Granddad

So, how many did I get right? :)

Seriously, Pontius, hope you feel well soon. This old survey ship just isn't the same without you at the helm.
Reply #3146 Top
get well pontius! get back EBZ!

:)
Reply #3147 Top
get well pontius! get back EBZ!

:)
Reply #3148 Top
get well pontius! get back EBZ!

:)
Reply #3149 Top
bloody hell. talk about well wishing someone to death. sorry about that. i iz a moz after all....

bzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz
Reply #3150 Top
Hmm. A pirate on 5 medicines:Jack Daniel'sJohnny WalkerJim BeamWild TurkeyOld Granddad
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Sad thing is, I'm not allowed any of those good medicines. Stinks.