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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3227 Top
G'day Gerakken,
did you used to have a thread where you analysed the metaverse scoring, blocks etc? If so, could you please re-point me at it?
Thanks.

P.S. Hi mighty Threadzilla!
Reply #3229 Top
G'day Gerakken,did you used to have a thread where you analysed the metaverse scoring, blocks etc? If so, could you please re-point me at it?
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Sorry for the delay. I was trying to wrangle some aliens during most of my free time today. While I do track top empires and difficulty trends in the Metaverse, I never was interested in the exact scoring dynamics. The way I see it, I win 'em how I can when I can and if it is a culture bomb, so be it. I am not going to turn off culture and manufacture a military win (the vogue thing these days) because the points basically do not matter to me.

Anyway, IceMole was our resident score cruncher, but he didn't start the threads. Staffa was the one starting most of the big scoring threads. I think IceMole did make a Meta calculator of his own way back when, and it has been mentioned in the past in one of the Fellowship threads, but it is probably out of date even if I could find it. But it looks like Alex Ascendant invented another Meta score cruncher just today in another thread: http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GF&id=113465
Reply #3231 Top
Phew! Wrangling those aliens into line took longer than I thought. No good Yor, always rebelling and not joining the mighty alliance I was building until I was almost able to culture bomb the map and win that way. Well, at least I brought a few of them back with the loot this time. They will make fine workers, and if they don't, they become spare parts. :d
Reply #3238 Top
It's the day after Thanksgiving, so since everyone else seems to still be over the river and through the woods to either visit family or shop like crazy, I will just toss a nice piece of ham to Threadzilla.

Oh, and for our forum's diverse multi-national audience, it seems the large retail establishments of American capitalistic society have decreed that the day after Thanksgiving is to be a sacred day for shopping, especially early in the morning. Call me slightly old fashioned, but holidays were so much simpler before all this mass marketing glitz. Just get the Christmas presents before Christmas, don't forget a birthday, and never, ever gain the wrath of the lady of the house by forgetting the anniversary or skimping on Valentines Day.
Reply #3239 Top
NOTE: This post that you are reading is in fact real!

WARNING: Close proximity to EBZ may result in a fatal injury or instant death!!!

Ahhh, back in the good ol' USA! It certaintly does feel nice to be back.

***Mark your calenders for January 13! This is when I get my comp!***

This means...well I'm sure you all can figure that out. It won't be long till I'm back in commission.

Those damn Altarian bastards better be ready too (obviously I didn't get my fill of them on Thanksgiving ;) )

Also, seems liek GROSS has dwindled down a bit. Despite the fakes, traitors, and those against GROSS, know that I will always reamin true to my empire. Let it be known that soon EBZ, the lord of all that is evil and wrong in the universe, will be unleashed to enact a gruesome retalliation against all those that oppose! May they all walk the plank into a fiery pit of death for their treachery against GROSS!!! (If you can't tell I'm just a bit ticked off at not having my comp...)

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Whew, ok, time to let out some more of my anger by pillaging and looting some Altarian bastard villages.

~EBZ
Reply #3241 Top
There is not many GROSSers left
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We may be small in active number, but we'll hang in there and overcome!!!!!!

Sheesh I couldn't get into this site for a couple days.....

Nice to have you back EBZ!!!!
Reply #3242 Top
Oh, and for our forum's diverse multi-national audience, it seems the large retail establishments of American capitalistic society have decreed that the day after Thanksgiving is to be a sacred day for shopping, especially early in the morning. Call me slightly old fashioned, but holidays were so much simpler before all this mass marketing glitz. Just get the Christmas presents before Christmas, don't forget a birthday, and never, ever gain the wrath of the lady of the house by forgetting the anniversary or skimping on Valentines Day.
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I have a great lady. She doesn't give a flip about Valentines. The one time I got her candy and flowers she told me "wait till afterward, it's 1/4 the price."

Ahhhhhhh. Now that's a woman you just gotta love.

Reply #3244 Top
EBZero my hero is coming back!!!!! Hip, Hip, Hip, Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #3245 Top
The one time I got her candy and flowers she told me "wait till afterward, it's 1/4 the price."
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If only they were all like that :)
Reply #3246 Top
i read how fast wombats breed
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Why do you think he was giving them away.....

Alex


~SDC~
Reply #3247 Top
EBZero my hero is coming back!!!!! Hip, Hip, Hip, Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks! Yet, it's still gonna be about a month and a half till I can play GalCiv, but for now, I have limited comp access to be able to at least read/post here on this fourm.
Reply #3249 Top
Thanks! Yet, it's still gonna be about a month and a half till I can play GalCiv, but for now, I have limited comp access to be able to at least read/post here on this fourm.
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The Evil board is just waiting for you to take it back. The other evil wannabe's won't have a chance buddy.