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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE



CHAPTER 13: FRIDAY


LORD MM77: You win ARCHANGEL PRESEDENT PontiusBruinPilot

( For to be a spectators it appears as if Pontius just
Reply #3452 Top
GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE


CHAPTER 13: FRIDAY

SATURDAY NIGHTS ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING! by ELTON JHON


LORD MM77: You win ARCHANGEL PRESEDENT PontiusBruinPilot.

( For to be a spectators it appears as if Pontius just swipes all MM's pieces off the chessboard except for the king. IN FACT The two MORTAL SOUL WERE DULING!!!
Pontius takes his cutlass, then sheves it!
Lord MM77 looks perplexed! Then draws his mortal style
cutlass BUT! HIS ARMS FALL OFF! THEN! HIS LEGS!
LORD MM77's HEAD rests on his TORSO!)


Pontius : CHECKMATE! ( And with that LORD MM77 HEAD FALLS OFF!)

( Now thay appear to be PUTING THE BOARD AWAY! )

( LORD MM77 Manifests a tear which splashes on his BLADES! The soul of the GODLING is RELEASED!!! )

( KittWarrior grabs the weakend GODLING and thay are GONE )


LORD MM77 * I LIKE HIM!

( LORD MM77 smiles ) ( Ref.CHAPTER 8 )






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Reply #3453 Top
Well I’m off to see the wizard... no, hold on a minute. I’m not going to see Ray. :p I’ve got a flight to catch, then another, and then a mountain range to drive through. Plunder on, mateys! I’ll be back on the Doom shortly. ARRRGH!!!
Reply #3454 Top
Hey boss (and anyone else that uses it, kit, wombat), ya still usin' yahoo IM? I've been trying to get a hold of ya there.
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I'm still on aim EBZ, but my Yahoo has been totally nonfunctional since they changed it. My system allows no access.
Reply #3457 Top
Stupid scoring rules. I stuck it out in a careuflly bi-partisan universe to get a Tech win instead of my usual Culture win... and in a crippling Medium, got less that I did for a Tiny or a Small!! I should have just taken my Excaliburs and gone on a rampage! Grr...


(Lucky trait got me 2 Rangers when I needed them, then a couple more, then *7* in th ened game when they were horribly obsolete!)
Reply #3458 Top
I bet you cant figure out my AIM handle!
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Nope, I can't figure it out, seems liek my psychic powers aren't too sharp today.
Reply #3459 Top
Welcome Have one, our newest Marauder. Show him to his Cutlass Lieutenant!!!.


Thelon: I just turn off those other victory types and go for a military win. They score so low, they aren't worth it. One of my biggest complaints on the scoring.

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It's been a long time since we've heard from the Spymaster...Gerakken, if you're out there, drop by and say hi!
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It's been a long time since we've heard from the Spymaster...Gerakken, if you're out there, drop by and say hi!
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He's a spy. Haven't you heard of top secret missions into enemy territory? He's incognito.
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He's incognito
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He's in cognac? Well, at least he's not out of cognac! LOL

http://www.cognac-world.com/
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Reply #3463 Top
That sucks, well hopefully, before it's done I'll have my own domian.
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I'm sure alex would gladly provide a subdomain for gross and the gccg2 at galciv.org, just go check in the empire websites thread.
Reply #3464 Top
I don't want to be a subdomain...to me, just seems liek I'll be 'just another link' on the site, I don't want that. I'm too proud of what I have done so far than to just be another listing on a site. Besides, if I did, that would mean that I would have to swap out and change ALL of the URL coding in my site, and that's enough of a pain.
Reply #3465 Top
In that case, why not use alex's server as a free non-crap host and go get your own domain. Nobody says you have to keep what you're dealt, but you can't really pass up a free server with PERL/PHP/SQL etc. ;)

I would have to swap out and change ALL of the URL coding in my site
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Open file in text editor, search and replace urls. Of course using absolute paths for on-site files is bad form anyhow, but that's beside the point :p
Reply #3467 Top
That's more like it... logged a 26k masochistic tiny

Wooohoooo Good job!!!!!

We're going after the Rum Runners. Drink up all that Rum of theirs. To the Black Pearl!!!!
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We're going after the Rum Runners. Drink up all that Rum of theirs.
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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


;)
Reply #3470 Top
Open file in text editor, search and replace urls. Of course using absolute paths for on-site files is bad form anyhow, but that's beside the point
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I really don't know a whole lot about the HTML etc... web-language. I learned it from scratch, and that's how I plan to do it. I refuse to use pre-fabricated horsecrap interfaces...it just ticks me off, anyways, I need to learn how to do it anyways, if I plan to do any programming later. So please, share your wisdom at [email protected]
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Reply #3471 Top
I refuse to use pre-fabricated horsecrap interfaces...it just ticks me off, anyways
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Can you feel the love? ;) Yeah, that's the Survey Ship of Doom I know. LOL It would send goose bumps up my spine if I wasn't so numb from finishing my 20th victory! :D

sleep... need sleep... :p
Reply #3472 Top
EBZ: Here's a http://www.boogiejack.com/html_tutorials.html to a website that really helped me learn html basics. And it's even user friendly! :)
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Good link thanks,

To the GROSS guys hope you enjoy my cheer full little smiley. I want to brighten your day :)
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A new issue of the Metaverse Review is out!!

http://metaversereview.joeuser.com

Headlines Include:

~ Ginata el bohemio's incredible achievement
~ War at the top tones down
~ Rum Rebellion leaves kissing victims in wake


And Much More!