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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3676 from Stardock Forums Top
For too long we've been trying to help hide this GROSS sized coal pile in the forum ballroom. So I agree; let's put Threadzilla back on the top page once in a while where she belongs. If we are going to keep charging towards the top, we may as well be front and center.
Reply #3677 from Stardock Forums Top
This thread needs to just be moved to the Empire forum, doesn't it? Seeing as Gross members are now bumping it to put it back on the top of the GENERAL forum... that means others will follow Gross's lead, and bump up their empire threads. Not much a point in having an Empire forum, is there?
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Reply #3678 from Stardock Forums Top
Time to raise the flag guys!!!!

And to those who opposse the Threadzilla, be afraid, be very afraid!!!!!

MWuahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! LOL LOL LOL

The pirates are in town!!!

We are back and to quote one of those beautiful country songs, if you don't like it, then come and join us!!!

WE ARE THE GROSS, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!

JOIN THE GROSS, JOIN THE GROSS, JOIN THE GROSS!!!
Reply #3679 from Stardock Forums Top
The freighter was moving slow across the neutral zone.

Capitan Portl and his assistant were amazed that they managed to cross all this space without seeing a pirate ship.

The Renegade was looking from its cloaked position.

He took a deep breath and exploded in a loud laughter

Mwuahahahaha!!!!

Fools, do you think that we will waste fuel in attacking your ship load with SPAM going to the Star Pilot system!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Let them thru, that is the kind of shipment we don't want!!!! LOL LOL LOL
Reply #3680 from Stardock Forums Top
Captain Jack Sparrow, do we need to stop the patrolling of the waters in this area of the Metauniverse???

Or we can resume operations until further notice, seems like some illegal cargo is being transported in this area due to our lack of supervision. I have set some new outposts in the Beriel system and on the X*** planetoid. ;)
Reply #3681 from Stardock Forums Top
do we need to stop the patrolling of the waters in this area of the Metauniverse
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Do what you will, but Gerakken, a champion of empiring and friend of many empires, is back in the GF once again! I just caution people not to let it get out of hand again.
Reply #3682 from Stardock Forums Top
We will set the automatic probes to keep a watch on this side of the Metauniverse and we will resume our pillage and villain acts on the EF for the time been.
Reply #3683 from Stardock Forums Top
Captain Jack Sparrow, do we need to stop the patrolling of the waters in this area of the Metauniverse???
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G.R.O.S.S. has no official policy on the matter. It's up to you. We really don't have many official policies on anything other than don't cheat.
We have no stinkin rules.
We need no stinkin rules.


I personally agreed to the gentlemen's agreement provided we got to save threadzilla. Not just for us, but because so many other empires loved it too.

I personally see no harm in a blast from the past every once in awhile. As long as it doesn't degenerate into a bump war like before.
Reply #3684 from Stardock Forums Top
I personally see no harm in a blast from the past every once in awhile
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Me neither :)

As long as it doesn't degenerate into a bump war like before.
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Indeed :)
Reply #3685 from Stardock Forums Top
I'm partial to threadzilla - can other empires bump it?
Reply #3686 from Stardock Forums Top
By the way, what are the empire rules I keep hearing about? Since SF doesn't recruit on other threads I sort of tuned the whole thing out...
Reply #3687 from Stardock Forums Top
Read the following threads Cypher:

http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GE&id=130839#139413
http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GE&id=131562#132097
http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GF&id=132018#142150

Makes sense if you read them in the order I've put them, I think.....
Reply #3688 from Stardock Forums Top
Indeed, I think that if we could keep just one thread for empire in the main forum, without creating new threads, there will not be any kind of problems about newbie asking questions. ;)
Reply #3689 from Stardock Forums Top
I think that the main problem was, that you could find like 10 threads opened by members of the same empire and that was clogging the whole main forum, but if we could keep it to the bare bone, just one thread for empire, we will not need the other forum. ;)
Reply #3691 from Stardock Forums Top
We are 27 days away from celebrating GROSS one year anniversary and it is time to increase our recruiting efforts to take the EUROS down from 3rd place and reclaim our position on the top of the Metaverse.!!!!

Bombs away!!!!!
Reply #3692 from Stardock Forums Top
The renegade crew is going to take a few days off to prepare and organize the evnts for the festivities of the 1 year anniversary of the GROSS empire, every single player is invited, you must pay the required fee at the en trance of the Tavern and bring with you two cases of rum, whiskey or any other alcoholic beverage sanctioned by the laws of the GROSS High Council.!!!!

So lets the celebration begins!!!!!
Reply #3694 from Stardock Forums Top
I personally see no harm in a blast from the past every once in awhileMe neither As long as it doesn't degenerate into a bump war like before.
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Hey i'm stay'n out of it this mate

;)
Reply #3696 from Stardock Forums Top
This a recruiting call to all those pirates that are in exile, it is time to return to your ships, the exile has been lifted, again it is time to return to your ships!!!! ;)
Reply #3698 from Stardock Forums Top
23 days and counting, free beer for everyone, come and join GROSS for the festivities!!!! ;)
Reply #3699 from Stardock Forums Top
And 23 days with about 2 weeks extra since I joined the crew back when Doom was just a little survey ship living off of scraps. My how much this empire has been through since then!
Reply #3700 from Stardock Forums Top
Our empire has crossed a milestone, 5 million points and going. Also the first anniversary was another milestone. So it is time to shake up the old Threadzilla and say hi to all the new players around here and time to go back to bed. ;)