STOP, don't read this go to the next line and wait.

Wait until the traffic signal turns green and then

proceed.

Proceed with

caution.

Caution is required when she gives you the green light and her husband is about five minutes away from pulling into the driveway.. hopefully your car is parked some ways down the

street.

Street Confidentials....... sounds like the beginning of another

soap.  

soap and water make for clean and healthy

body

"Body of Evidence" was a good flick, full of plot twists and

turns.

Turns a rogue pet into the perfect puppy,...Caprica

Skipper.

Skipper of tha Twisted Sister be a luvable rogue, he be, an' e'er so 'andsome ter go wiv

it.

It, was a movie I seen Years ago, it was a baby that had claws and was killing people couldn't they just drop kick it.

It was also a name I used to have for my ex-wife... cos sometimes, in the mornings, I had no freakin' clue what I had woken up beside, what with the curlers, mud packs and paraphanalia she'd slap on to make her look

beautiful.

Beautiful is as beautiful does,,,,,after 30 years, who

cares?

Cares word is important, because otherwise how can we

care?

Care about the planet and look after it, co we ain't gonna get another

one.

One is all you get per

family.

Family, best thing since sliced bread.

Bread and butter go well together, just like toast and

jam.

Jam 'em in like sardines, Skipper...the Twisted Sister sails at Moon

rise.

Rise and shine it's summer out

there.

there we go again slandering curried

cabbage  

Cabbage wiv curry in it be essential fer pirates, co when tha wind won't blow an' tha ship won't go, us gets a curried cabbage farter t' start

her.

Her wild roses were being eaten by

deer.

Deer oh dear, Bambi is all growed up and is on the prowl for a stag with big

horns.

Them with the horns and the big sticks, when I say,"Action" you

sing.