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Finish The Sentence.

Finish The Sentence.

The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #577 Top
badtempered cows can put a glass store in

shambles (there you go sydney)
Reply #578 Top
Shambles is the result of allowing Jerseys into China
shops
Reply #579 Top
shops are some of my favorite places to buy

things
Reply #580 Top
 :LOL: 

things definitely get out of hand when Jersey cows are let into china shops and the cleanup operation is not
pretty
Reply #581 Top
pretty sure we'll get the monkey to clean it
up

:p
Reply #582 Top
Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon made from an overinflated
condom
Reply #583 Top
condom purchases by someones parents may have prevented someone from making the comment in one of the above

replies  :LOL: (jk kurtin)
Reply #584 Top
replies rhymes with flies which you may find on a jersey cow's

hinder
Reply #585 Top
hinder the cops and you'll find yourself in the
slammer
Reply #586 Top
slammer ryhmes with hammer which if you put an ed on the end of it you'll get

hammered
Reply #587 Top
hammered is the usual state if one leaves the pub in the wee
hours
Reply #588 Top
hours were few and yet the new sentences piled

up

Reply #589 Top
Up and at 'em....Atom
Ant

(wonder if anyone remembers Atom Ant cartoons  :NOTSURE:  )
Reply #590 Top
Ant Mary loved to munch wood coz she was
white
Reply #591 Top
white but ugly, due to all that dam wood wearing away her

teeth
Reply #592 Top
teeth of snakes carry hidden
dangers
Reply #594 Top
ready and rarin' to rile a

ruckus
Reply #595 Top
Ruckus is a provider of digital entertainment services aimed at college and university

students
Reply #596 Top
Student is a person just passing the time until they actually have to get a real

job
Reply #597 Top
Job is a quaint Billy Connolly euphemism for a bowel
motion
Reply #598 Top
Motion me in the direction of the restroom because I have a "job" on the

way
Reply #599 Top
Way to go, everybody please move
aside
Reply #600 Top
Aside from drinking (coffee or otherwise), skinning, sleep, and tv, I don't do much these

days.