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Finish The Sentence.

Finish The Sentence.

The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #676 Top
bitten by the monkey, he decided to drop the bananas and go in search of a cattle

prod

Reply #677 Top
Prod the cattle to the chop

block!
Reply #678 Top
block of chocolate would go down nicely right about
now
Reply #679 Top
Now now and spend the next week dieting and in the
gym
Reply #680 Top
gym not very appealing to go to mid winter, got
treadmill
Reply #681 Top
treadmill very nice to watch tv by but not in European
summer
Reply #682 Top
summer you better stop teasing the monkey, especially with cattle prods cause while he's running on his treadmill at the gym watching tv munching chocolate, he could slip on a banana peel and fall

off
Reply #683 Top
off the medication has very dire consequences on monkey balance and mental health upon
provocation
Reply #684 Top
provocation of monkeys off medication having just slipped on a banana after binging on chocolate and running themselves ragged on the treadmill 'cause they couldn't figure out how to turn it off 'cause they were mistakenly using the tv remote could be considered inadvisable or, at worst,
suicidal
Reply #685 Top
suicidal attempts if unsuccessful used to carry the death
sentence
Reply #686 Top
sentence construction has gotten much more creative thanks to the

monkey
Reply #687 Top
Monkey should behave and abide by good grammar construction and perfect spelling to avoid
punishment
Reply #688 Top
Punishment of the monkey could lead to flying poo coming at you in the near

future!
Reply #689 Top
future predictions for Ausvet are clouded by

poo
Reply #690 Top
poopoo platters in a Chinese restaurant are very nice to
eat
Reply #692 Top
shorts and long socks worn in inclement weather is a dead giveaway for a
Kiwi
Reply #693 Top
Kiwi fruit was an inventive marketing strategy when renaming what has always traditionally been Chinese
Gooseberries
Reply #694 Top
Gooseberries isn't really a name that brings to mind an appetizing

snack

Reply #696 Top
time is something that many do not treasure until they have none of it left to

enjoy
Reply #697 Top
enjoy as said by a waiter is hard to do when the food tastes like
crud
Reply #699 Top
Menu entries included food of dubious

nature.
Reply #700 Top
nature is related to the intrinsic characteristics that plants, animals, and other features of the world develop of their own
accord