Is that anything like watching grass grow?

Why would anyone want to watch grass grow when there's curried cabbage to be had?

* DrJ salutes Cap'n Starkers and waves "Hi Mate"! 

Where, where... where's there curried cabbage to be had???

starkers salutes the doc and waves "G'day mate!"

Here ya go mate!

Now, I see my plane is waiting, won't be here for the results of this!!!

So where's Doc headed?

By the looks of things, I think Doc is headed as far away from the Captn as he can get, and I think we all should do the same, don't you think so?

or do the fourms have their own gravity force to pull us back here?

Man the ballist, hold the jibberininning....don't give up , we can outmanuver gravity....well at least for a second or 2 , what say you all? 

Do you think I could escape gravity if I were to make like a rocket and light up my curried cabbage colon coughs?

I think that dangerous gasses should be avoided (a-voided) as ass-iduously as possible...n'est pas?

Si, I think so too....but what happens if they can't be ignored?

Ignore them?  Who can ignore a potent methane menace?

Are you talking about me again, Starkers?

Or is he talking about the bankers again?

PDJ should look to the "Methane Menace From Meandarra" for an answer methinks, no?

No one is going to brave the elements to find out the answers to any of these odd questions, are they?

Am I... I don't see your name on the roll of the Bretheren of Barking Butts? 

Could we pay somebody else to do it?

Wouldn't it depend on how much you were willing to pay them?

Why, how much do they want?

Wouldn't they want around $5000 [for starters]?

Could we afford $5000?

What if they want another $5000 on completion?

What if we give 'em a kick up the arse instead? 

The first 5 grand was exorbitant.

True, but shouldn't we do more than kick their butts? because I'm SURE it was a banker, or ex Woolies employee who applied for the job

Should we have a be nice to Bankers week?..

Absolutely NOT, why should we be nice to bankers after what they've done?