I don't know, do you?

Would it be rated "R","PG", or "G"?

Would anyone like to see a movie?

or maybe take a chill pill or 2, whos for that?

Do you know Rick?

Do I know Rick?

are you sure it's not an impostor?

Who could replace our Rick?

I don't think anyone could, could they?

Probably not, but who in their right mind would apply for the job anyhow, isn't the pay lousy??

There's actually pay?

What,  Rick didn't tell you there was pay??

No, did he tell you how much?

You mean to say Rick didn't tell you it was a pittance and barely enough to provide even a diet of home-grown curried cabbage???

*hold that thought for a moment!  Curry powder is now off the menu!  Thanks but no thanks to greedy bankers causing this depression, the price has gone up yet again*

LMAO!!! So does this mean Rick can't afford curried cabbage?

Nah, and doesn't it make you wonder if he can afford the water it's boiled in?

Can he afford a pot to boil it in if he has water?

Dunno, has he even a stove to put the pot on to boil, if he has water?

Hey, what if he has no floor to put a stove on?

never mind a floor, would not the cardboard box catch fire if put a stove in it?

LOL I was hoping you'd show, this whole page has been about you, hehe, you know that though don't  you?

Hehe... you can afford a cardboard box???

Of couse Rick knows it's all about him, but do you think he suspects that we'll be making fun of his love life next???

HAHA bring it on, and where should we start?

Could we start with his shoe size not reflecting the truth?

The truth that he has feet?