that died of

voluminous vibrator virus

which is rampant

among promiscuous sextoys

that should not

be switched off

during the act

mailing them to

to the bankers

could give rise

to inflated egos

that buzz loudly

around our ears

causing a ringing

in the toes

that just won't

satisfy the most

demanding of users

found in congress

in flagrante delecto

while pushing pencils

up their noses

with their toes

in their ears

(and) out the other