Agent of Kharma

Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

▼

Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

from Sins Forums

Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

998,289 views 331 replies
Reply #301 from Demigod Forums Top

I've got a whip I can use if you want to re-live those fond memories? Or a leather belt, take your pick.

 

Reply #302 from Sins Forums Top

I prefer the cane rod, or coat hanger. =P

ObjectDock - Access shortcuts and frequently used applications from an animated dock.
Reply #303 from Demigod Forums Top

lol whupping children, that's a total win. lol until someone takes it too far.

 

That should be a slogan with a funny picture to it.

Reply #304 from Demigod Forums Top

I propose the picture be of Carbon. But, uh, you bend him over.. it's weird if another guy does it.

>_>  

Reply #305 from Sins Forums Top

We are now over 300.

 

Samurye. :ninja:

Reply #307 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 4
I propose the picture be of Carbon. But, uh, you bend him over.. it's weird if another guy does it.

 

I agree.

 

and we can make sparta like, can anyone say wild sexy parties!?

Reply #308 from Demigod Forums Top

can anyone say wild sexy parties!?

Sure, if you like many scantily clad men.

Reply #309 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 8

can anyone say wild sexy parties!?


Sure, if you like many scantily clad men.

Maybe at your party, but Ive imported fine women from many of a lands.

Reply #312 from Sins Forums Top

 

Not the best pic, but you get the idea.

Reply #315 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting CaptainYar, reply 23
Reduced 93%Original 612 x 278

 

And no one brought up the notourious Syreen ship from Star Control. I mean even the name of this ship....

You forgot to mention the fact that it has "Lithe space vixens who steal enemy's crew." I dug up my old Sega Genesis and Star Control cartridge just to see if you were telling the truth. :P

Reply #316 from Sins Forums Top

'Steal' or does the crew just say, to hell with it. Girls!!!!!

Reply #317 from Sins Forums Top

I never stole no crew.

 

:fox:

Reply #318 from Sins Forums Top

Which confirms my point, the crews must of say, "To hell with this, Women!!!!"

Maybe if we had equiped our ships with wenches also....hmmmm...

Reply #319 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I don't play these games so have no idea why there are "cock ring" and "butt plug" referrences here.  I have concluded, however, that you lot are one bunch of sick puppies.... that perhaps I should get into it just to see what all the fuss is about... and not feel so left out.  I hate it when others are having fun and I'm not.

What's more, while I have no idea what ship has what resemblace to what dildo, etc, I sorta have a head start.  I saw the porno version of Flash Gordon... Flesh Gordon, in which there were lots of naked women, penisoaruses, and Flesh's spaceship was in the shape of a penis. 

Well it's a start. :-"

Reply #320 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 319
I don't play these games so have no idea why there are "cock ring" and "butt plug" referrences here.  I have concluded, however, that you lot are one bunch of sick puppies.... that perhaps I should get into it just to see what all the fuss is about... and not feel so left out.  I hate it when others are having fun and I'm not.

What's more, while I have no idea what ship has what resemblace to what dildo, etc, I sorta have a head start.  I saw the porno version of Flash Gordon... Flesh Gordon, in which there were lots of naked women, penisoaruses, and Flesh's spaceship was in the shape of a penis. 

Well it's a start.

thanks for the token attempt at being involved mate =D

Reply #321 from WinCustomize Forums Top

thanks for the token attempt at being involved mate =D

Orright, Ill piss off... back to Wincustomize (where this is cross threaded) :thumbsdown:

Reply #322 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'll have you know that starkers has the dirtiest mind I know!:blush:    Even his jokes are about crotches or the other side of the said stomach. His jokes alone will make you starkerbark (gas) at mach 1. Go on Cap'n give'm a Bark:-" ;)

Reply #323 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 321

thanks for the token attempt at being involved mate =D


Orright, Ill piss off... back to Wincustomize (where this is cross threaded)

It does help if you have Entrechment. But your free to let your mind wander here.

Reply #324 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 321

thanks for the token attempt at being involved mate =D


Orright, Ill piss off... back to Wincustomize (where this is cross threaded)

nah mate its all good, i just thoguht it was funny.

you are welcome to jump in, but as Ue_Carbon said, its easier if you have entrenchment...

Reply #325 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Right. Carry on then.:cylon: