Banned because I like a well-lit environment. That way I don't bump into things.

banned for liking light

now i will laugh at your misfourtune      HA hahaha

banned for there are many hours before dawn

Banned for half-baked philosophy.

banned for I am always half-baked

Banned for antiquated use of "for."

banned for for

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banned for nerd speech

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Banned for subjugating lamps.

-Twilight Storm

Banned for trying to get the lamps to rebel. I just said I like a well-lit environment!

Banned for rebellious lamps turn off. Where will you be then?

banned for being in the dark about the matter

banned for not until the lamps rebel... and harvest our bodies for power!

banned for human batteries

banned for we've already made them. Hamsters are more reliable though.

banned for my son killed our hamster

that may explain the brown outs

Banned for killing small animals is the first step down the road of becoming a serial killer.

The next step being a deep hatred of Captain Crunch. 

Banned for having sequential numbers in you avatar name.

-Twilight Storm

banned for I have always hated Captain Crunch

Banned for I have love for you Ryat....

banned for it has always cut up the roof of my mouth when I eat it

Banned for not using teeth and let them soak...

banned for promoting soggy cereal