banned for New Tokyo

Banned because I wanted someone to follow up on the 'if Doctor Who was French' thing.

banned for if Doctor Who was French it would be lame

banned for wanting dr. who to be lame and to eat snails.

banned for losing danie again

banned for it's a constant... like the Doctor!

Question: So, Jesus performed a series of acts that appeared miraculous, then was 'killed' (since his wound bled, he couldn't have been dead on site) and when Mary reopened his tomb, a man who she had never met, but had a familiar presence to himself said that Jesus had moved and not to worry about him. Does anyone think Jesus could have been the Doctor?

banned for not quite getting the story right

By the way it was fluid (referred to as water in the Bible) and blood indicating his heart burst and bleed into the pericardial sac. A person is dead in minutes from this.

Banned because wasn't the water something to do with his lungs? I think it's something that happens when you die, though I'm not an expert on dying, so I wouldn't know.

Huzzah! The Lore is alive!

Banned because it was never dead...  Life support maybe...

banned for not spending more time in the mortuary.

Banned because cemeteries are much more fun.

Banned because I still like a good old-fashioned mass execution.

Banned for Mass Execution !

banned for Mass Resurrection

banned for zombism.

And I guess I would have to go look at the details. The problem with the bible is that they didn't have all the medical jargon, so the descriptions are sometimes kinda funny. Similarly, the New Testment was written from so many points of view. Yargh!

Anyway... I still think it could be the Doctor. Seriously, wouldn't that be awesome?

banned for the Doctor is Dead

The Gospel had at least 4 different view points. Many use that to bring up "conflicts" in the Bible. Such as was Jesus clothed in dark red or purple garments by the Roman soldiers for his mock trial. Further research revealed that the technique used to make the purple garments would often look dark red if the lighting was slightly changed.

HERESY!

Stay where you are. We're dispatching a hit-squad from the Vatican to re-educate you as to the colour of Jesus' clothes.

Damn blasphemer...

You Catholic? Most Brits I know are Anglican... which means Catholic Lite.

Banned because my dad used to be Greek Orthodox (Catholic Supersized). He is now an atheist. I suspect that there is a connection.

banned for not noticing two failures to ban in a row.

And Orthodox and Catholic were created simultaenously, so I don't really think of them as having each other's labels, plus adjective.

Banned because I am technically Anglican, though I would rather define myself as simply Christian.

banned for defining oneself as simply one who follows the Christ

Where is the pageantry, the rituals, and other such traditions of men? 

HERESY!

banned for I have no qualms. If I were to become religious, it would not be Christianity. Besides, they're not the only ones who choose to generally label or mislabel themselves.

Edit:

 A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
 The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a
 half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
 He opened his newspaper and began reading.

 After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
 "Say Father,  what causes arthritis?"

 The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked
 women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with
 prostitutes, and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered, "Well, I'll be  damned," Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.  How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

banned for not having qualms

lol that was too funny

Lesson learned. Learn to listen and help rather than assume and condemn.

banned for the spear peirced the sack around his heart so yes it would blood or drip.

banning all ds spy agents for attempt at taking over this thread since i was gone.

banning all none ds agents for letting them take over the thread.

banned for i think that covers everyone.